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Click the hypertexted link on the (extremely) patchy list below for more details and a picture of the print/object. Once again, I do not sell these, deal in them, or know where to get them now - sorry.
 Code Description Type Editions
 TEA001 "13mm Chocolate Spanner" Picture 100
 TEA002 "Lost Dodo - V2.3" - Telegraph Pole Picture 105
 TEA003 "Chapel at Capel-y-Ffin" Picture 50
 TEA004 "Goliath in the Kitchen" Picture 60
 TEA005 "Bookshelf" (6X4) Picture 200
 TEA006 "Lost Dodo - Tree" Picture 64
 TEA007 "Speedster 001" Picture 100
 TEA008 "Goliath Bordeauxesque" Picture 200
 TEA009 "Lost dodo - extra printing (oops!)" Picture 40
 TEA010 "Goliath Orange Jam" Picture 100
 TEA011 "MyCroft's Entroposcope" Picture 100
 TEA012 "Stile-ish dodo" Picture 63
 TEA013 "Deceptive Appearance" Picture 200
 TEA014 "Jigsaw Puzzle" Picture 100
 TEA 015 "Speedster 02" Picture 100
 TEA 016 "Lost dodo noticeboard" Picture 60
 TEA 017 "Home Cloning Kit" Picture 200
 TEA 018 "Bookshelf" (10X8) Picture 24
 TEA 019 "Cross dodo crossing" Picture 200
 TEA 020 "Bad Time" Picture 100
 TEA 021 Chronoguard Billboard" Picture 100
 TEA 022 "Dodo Roadsign 1" Picture 84
 TEA 023 "Low Airship" Picture 100
 TEA 024 "Chardonnesque" Picture 50
 TEA 025 "Last Year's Snow" Picture 50
 TEA 026 "Scotlandesque" Picture 100
 TEA 027 "Thursday Next and Car" Postcard 500
 LGB028 "Bad Time" (10X8) Picture 24
 LGB 029 "Low Airship" (10X8) Picture 22
 LGB 030 "Kaine Poster" Picture 200
 Code Description Type Editions
 LGB 031 "Airship in Swindon" Picture Nil.
 LGB 032 unallocated    
 LGB 033 "Obey-Thrive-Survive" Picture 200
 LGB 034 "Griffin Sportina Advert" Picture Nil
 LGB 035 "Sarcasm Recall Notice" Postcard 500
 LGB 036 "Mammoth Incursion" Postcard 500
 LGB 037 "Swindon Guggenheim" Postcard 500
 LGB 038 "Poor Speling" Postcard 500
 LGB 039 "Lola Vavoom" Picture 100
 LGB 040 "SpecOps Building" Picture 100
 LGB 041 "Finis Hotel" Picture 100
 LGB 042 "Entropic Lapse 1" Picture 100
The 'TNU' prefix means 'The Nextian Universe' and covers everything else, apart from the jigsaw puzzles which are named after an old friend, John Paulson. The numbers were not allocated in date order which is a shame, really.
 Code Description Type Editions
 JP 01 "Thursday Jigsaw Puzzle" Puzzle 5
 TNU 001 "Orange Jam" label 100
 TNU 002 "Bordeauxesque" Label 100
 TNU 003 "Goliath Piano (Upright)" Label 100
 TNU 004 "Goliath Piano (Grand)" Label 100
 TNU 005 Dodo Roadsign Roadsign 3 done
 TNU 006 Mammoth roadsign Roadsign 2 done
 TNU 007 "Chardonnesque" Label 50
 TNU 008 "Swindon Visitor's Pass" Widget Unlimited
 TNU 009 "28-page guide to TNU" Booklet 3
 TNU 010 "Swindon Library - consign to furnace" bookplates Unlimited
 TNU 011 "Cross Dodo Crossing" (Col. 10X8) Picture 3
 TNU 012 "Entroposcope" Label 200
 TNU 013 "Entroposcope" Jamjar unknown
 TNU 014 "Home Cloning Kit" Labelled can 5 so far
 TNU 015 "Advelope -Aerogymru" envelope unlimited
 TNU 016 "TN-1 (UK) V1.1" upgrade unlimited
 TNU 017 "TN-1 (UK) V1.2" upgrade 2
 TNU 018 "TN-1 (UK) V1.4" upgrade unlimited
 TNU 019 "TN-1 (US) V2.1" upgrade unlimited
 TNU 020 "TN-2 (UK) V1.1" upgrade unlimited
 Code Description Type Editions
 TNU 021 "Advelope -Mole TV" envelope unlimited
 TNU 022 "Advelope -SO-12 (1)" envelope unlimited
 TNU 023 "Advelope -SO-12 (2)" envelope unlimited
 TNU 024 "Advelope -Golf" envelope unlimited
 TNU 025 "Advelope -Piano" envelope unlimited
 TNU 026 "Advelope -TMB" envelope unlimited
 TNU 027 "NTF Gamecard" card unlimited
 TNU 028 "NTF Gamecard 2" card unlimited
The 'TNU' prefix means 'The Nextian Universe' and now covers pretty much everything. The numbers were not allocated in date order which is a shame, really.
 Code Description Type Editions
 TNU 029 "Wessex" Car Reg. Plate Unlimited
 TNU 030 "Chronoguard" Car Reg. Plate Unlimited
 TNU 031 "Darkness into light" Car Reg. Plate Unlimited
 TNU 032 "Warwickshire" Car Reg. Plate Unlimited
 TNU 032B "SO-12" Car Reg. Plate Unlimited
 TNU 032C "YOT-32" Car Reg. Plate Unlimited
 TNU 033 "Goliath Socket Set" Tool Kit 1
 TNU 034 "Goliath Chocolate Spanner" Oddity 1
 TNU 035 "Goliath Ferrero Rochesque" Choccies 1
 TNU 036 "Goliath - A Friend worth keeping" Tee shirt Unlimited
 TNU 037 "Visit Swindon" Tee shirt Unlimited
 TNU 038 "SpecOps-27 Swindon" Tee shirt Unlimited
 TNU 039 "Cheshire Cat Bar & Grill" Tee shirt Unlimited
 TNU 040 "Name that Fruit" Tee shirt Unlimited
 TNU 041 "Toast" Tee shirt Unlimited
 TNU 042 "Goliath - Obey-thrive-survive" Tee shirt Unlimited
 TNU 043 "Goliath - All you'll ever need" Tee shirt Unlimited
 TNU 044 "AeroGymru II" Advelope Unlimited
 TNU 045 "Air Races" Advelope Unlimited
 TNU 046 "Wales - Skomer" Advelope Unlimited
 TNU 047 "Recall Notice" Advelope Unlimited
 TNU 47a "Griffin Sportina" Advelope Unlimited
 TNU 048 Nextian Goodies (Boxed) Various 2
 TNU 049 "Tazzy Tiger" Postcard 500
 TNU 050 "Smileyburger Chip container" Widget 2
 TNU 051 "Superhoop 85 ticket" Widget 5
 TNU 052 "Skyrail ticket" Widget 2
 Code Description Type Editions
 TNU 053 "R III ticket (Ritz, Swindon)" Widget 3
 TNU 054 3 framed postcards - 'Solw', 'Goliath billboard', 'Thursday with car. Prizes for the TN2 US Competition. Feb 2003. Postcards 10
 TNU 055 "Meeting the Cat" US TN2, April 2003 . Postcard 1000
 TNU 056 "Femole Thursday Next Edition" US TN2, April 2003 . Postcard 1000
 TNU 057 "Pete & Dave's" US TN2, April 2003 . Postcard 1000
 TNU 058 "Dodo in the road" (Colour) US TN2, April 2003 . Postcard 1000
 TNU 059 "Wanted Minotaur" flyers, A5 size, WOLP UK 2003 Flyer unlimited
 TNU 060 Goliath ID Badge US/UK Launches, 2003 . Badge unlimited
 TNU 061 "Havisham Speeding in The Higham Special" TN3, July 2003. Postcard 1000
 TNU 062 "The Village of Deja-Vu" TN3 July 2003. Postcard 1000
 TNU 063 "Mispelling Vyrus Mask Bulletin" TN3, July 2003 Postcard 1000
 TNU 064 "Dodo Workshop Manual" UK TN3, July 2003 . Postcard 1000
 TNU 065 Stalker Kit Widget 2
 TNU 066 World Croquet League 2003 Superhoop winners T-shirt 4
 TNU 067 "The little village of Anagram" Canada, Oct 03 postcard 1000
 TNU 068 "Goliath Approved Reading" stamp Book Stamp unlimited
 TNU 069 "Grammasite Zero Tolerance" stamp Book Stamp unlimited
 TNU 070 "Dodo Roadsign" T-shirt unlimited
 TNU 071 "Jurisfiction" T-shirt unlimited
 TNU 072 "Wanted: Minotaur" T-shirt unlimited
 TNU 073 SpecOps Cap Hat unlimited
 TNU 074 Goliath Mug: "Cradles to Coffins" Mug 100
 TNU 075 "Mabel, the Scrabble Dalmation" (US TN3 Feb 04) postcard 1000
 TNU 076 "Unicorn Sanctuary" (US TN3 Feb 04) postcard 1000
 TNU 077 "Grammasite Identification Card" (US TN3 Feb 04) postcard 1000
 TNU 078 "Eject-o-Hat Technical Bulletin" (US TN3 Feb 04) postcard 1000
 TNU 079 Special "Dalmation Edition" copy of TN-3 Book 5
 Code Description Type Editions
 TNU 080 Advelope: "Hamlet/Battenberg" envelope unlimited
 TNU 081 Advelope: "Toast: Strength Through Nutrition" envelope unlimited
 TNU 082 Advelope: "Croquet - Swindon Express" envelope unlimited
 TNU 083 Advelope: "Wales: Canoeist" envelope unlimited
 TNU 084 US Tip-in claim: "Zenobians" Framed Print 5
 TNU 085 US Tip-in claim: "Dalmation" Framed Print 5
 TNU 086 Bookworld Delegate Badge ID Badge unlimited
 TNU 087 Minotaur Advelope Advelope unlimited
 TNU 088 Tara Advelope Advelope unlimited
 TNU 089 "Conspiracy Theorist Magazine" (TN4 July 2004) Postcard 1000
 TNU 090 "7 Wonders Swindon: Lighthouse" (TN4 July 2004) Postcard 1000
 TNU 091 "7 Wonders Swindon: Baskets" (TN4 July 2004) Postcard 1000
 TNU 092 "7 Wonders Swindon: Vavoom" (TN4 July 2004) Postcard 500
 TNU 093 "7 Wonders Swindon: Brunel" (TN4 July 2004) Postcard 500
 TNU 094 "7 Wonders Swindon: Zvlkx" (TN4 July 2004) Postcard 500
 TNU 095 "7 Wonders Swindon: Llamas" (TN4 July 2004) Postcard 500
 TNU 096 "7 Wonders Swindon: Carfax" (TN4 July 2004) Postcard 500
 TNU 097 Stamp: "Eat More Toast!" (July 2004) Book stamp unlimited
 TNU 098 Stamp: "Cauttion! Mispeling Vyrus!"(July 2004) Book stamp unlimited
 TNU 099 Stamp: "Chimera Amnesty" (July 2004) Book stamp unlimited
 TNU 100 Stamp: "Danish Literature Warning" (July 2004) Book stamp unlimited
 TNU 101 TN4 Tip-in Claim Picture 5
 TNU 102 World Croquet League 2004 Superhoop winners T-shirt 4
 TNU 103 Pan-Pacific Croquet League 2004 Superhoop winners (NZ TN4 tour) T-shirt 4
 Code Description Type Editions
 TNU 104 Tsunami: Mouse for TN1 and TN2 Widget 1
 TNU 105 'Advelabel': Hamlet Label unlimited
 TNU 106 'Advelabel': Toast - Strength - Nutrition Label unlimited
 TNU 107 'Advelabel': Aero Gymru Label unlimited
 TNU 108 'Advelabel': Wales: Canoeist Label unlimited
 TNU 109 'Advelabel': Griffin Sportina Label unlimited
 TNU 110 'Advelabel': Visit Skomer Label unlimited
 TNU 111 'Advelabel': Mycrotech Recall Notice Label unlimited
 TNU 112 'Advelabel': Goliath Pianos Label unlimited
 TNU 113 'Advelabel': Tara Label unlimited
 TNU 114 'Advelabel': Wanted: Minotaur Label unlimited
 TNU 115 'Advelabel': Aero Gymru (2) Label unlimited
 TNU 116 'Advelabel': Wales: Golf Label unlimited
 TNU 117 'Advelabel': Chronoguard Label unlimited
 TNU 118 'Advelabel': Croquet! Label unlimited
 TNU 119 'Advelabel': Wales: Air Racing Label unlimited
 TNU 120 Tsunami Appeal: TNi 1st Reading Copy Book 1
 TNU 121 Tsunami Appeal: Wuthering Heights research copy Book 1
 TNU 122 Tsunami Appeal: Unissued Postcard Design. Photo 1
 TNU 123 Tsunami Appeal: TN3 copyeditor's MS MS 1
 TNU 124 Tsunami Appeal: Maggy Roberts Sketch 'Cowboy' Sketch 1
 TNU 125 Tsunami Appeal: Maggy Roberts Sketch 'Shakespeare' Sketch 1
 TNU 126 Merchandising new design: Swindon Mallets T Shirt unlimited
 TNU 127 Merchandising new design: SpecOps mug Mug unlimited
 TNU 128 "The village of Thesaurus" (July 2005) Postcard 2000
 TNU 129 World Croquet League 2005 Superhoop winners T-shirt 4
 NC 01 Amazing Crime Stories cover (NC-1 June 2005) Postcard 50
 NC 02 "Allegro torque settings" (NC1 July 2005) Postcard 500
 NC 03 "Humpty's pathology sketch" (NC1 July 2005) Postcard 1000
 NC 04 Humpty and Jasper shaking hands (NC1 July 2005) picture 10
 NC 05 "The Actual Eggwhisk" (NC1 July 2005) Postcard 2000
 NC 06 "Aerial Polo at the Castle Spongg" (NC1 July 2005) Postcard 1000
 NC 07 "Amazing Crime Stories" (NC1 July 2005) Postcard 2000
 NC 08 Stamp: "NCD: Evidence" (June 2005) Book stamp unlimited
 NC 09 Tip-in claim (US copies only) Framed 'Thesaurus' 5
 TNU 130 Swindon Regional Champions SuperHoop (Sept 2005, Fforde Ffiesta) T shirt 4
 TNU 131 SEB Containment Jar (Sept 2005) Widget 2 so far
 NC 10 Falling Egg Roadsign (Sept 2005) Roadsign 1 painted
 NC 11 "Humpty and Jasper" Ffiesta Sspecial (Sept 2005) 6X4 print 250, numbered
 NC 12 NCD T-Shirt (Sept 2005) T-shirt unlimited
 NC 13 NCD cap (Sept 2005) cap unlimited
 NC 14 NCD Mug (Sept 2005) mug unlimited
 TNU 132 Unused 'consign to furnace' TN4 postcard design (Sept 2005) A4, framed 1 so far
 TNU 133 Unused 'low bridge' TN4 postcard design (Sept 2005) A4, framed 1 so far
 TNU 134 Unused 'Greetings from the Great Library' TN3 postcard design (Sept 2005) A4, framed 1 so far
 TNU 135 Unused 'Mem-U-Gone' TN2 postcard design (Sept 2005) A4, framed 1 so far
 TNU 136 Unused 'Lola Vavoom statue' TN1 postcard design (Sept 2005) A4, framed 1 so far
 TNU 137 Semi-used 'Kaine' TN2 postcard design (Sept 2005) A4, framed 1 so far
 TNU 138 Unused 'Myrotech' TN2 postcard design (Sept 2005) A4, framed 1 so far
 TNU 139 Unused 'Elgin Llamas' TN4 postcard design (Sept 2005) A4, framed 1 so far
 TNU 140 The Actual Eggwhisk (Sept 2005) Widget 1
 TNU 141 Fforde 2005 Christmas Round Robin. (numbered) Nonsense 100.
 TNU 142 'Thursday Nextreme' Trophy, 2005. (Winner: Holly Freifield and Beth Flint) Trophy 1
 TNU 143 'Thursday Nextreme' Trophy, 2006. (Winner: ) Trophy 1
 NC 16 'Sommeworld' free entry Bookstamp Apr06 Bookstamp unlimited
 TNU 144 'First signed' Bookstamp Apr06 Bookstamp unlimited
 NC 17 Sommeworld Mug (Merchandising) Mug 100
 NC 18 Ginja Assasin Merchandising T-shirt Unlimited
 NC 19 Rolled Oats Evidence Bag Widget 100
 NC 20 "Noted Cucumberistas" (TFB July 2006) Postcard 1000
 NC 21 "Cute Little Bunny Boo Boo" (TFB July 2006) Postcard 1000
 NC 22a Sommeworld Flyer 1 (TFB July 2006) Postcard withdrawn
 NC 22 Sommeworld Flyer 2 (TFB July 2006) Postcard 1000
 TNU 145 "The Little Village of Palindrome" (TFB July 2006) Postcard 1000
 NC 23 Porridge 'You know you want some' Merchandising T-shirt Unlimited
 NC 24 "Binary Scrabble" (TFB July 2006) Postcard 1000
 NC 25 "Bearzone" (TFB July 2006) Postcard 1000
 NC 26 "Ginja Assasin" (TFB July 2006) Postcard 1000
 TNU 146 World Croquet League 2006 Superhoop winners - Foyles T-shirt 4
 TNU 147 Winner US modern nursery rhyme (Krista Williams) Bowl, spoon, honey dipper 1
 TNU 148 Winner US modern nursery rhyme (Sarah Butler) Bowl, spoon, honey dipper 1
 TNU 149 Runner up rhyme (Jack Thame) 1
 TNU 150 Fforde 2006 Round Robin A4 sheet 75
 TNU 151 Postcard "Great Samuel Pepys Fiasco" Postcard 2000
 TNU 152 Postcard "Cloned Fforde" Postcard 1000
 TNU 153 Postcard "Pickwick" Postcard 1000
 TNU 154 Postcard "Surealism" Postcard 1000
 TNU 155 Postcard "Cheese" Postcard 1000
 TNU 156 Postcard "Three Thursdays" Postcard 1000
 TNU 157 Postcard "Narative Proximity Device" Postcard 1000
 FG 231 "Acme" Bookstamp Stamp unlimited
 FG 232 "GSD Religious Festival Approval bookstamp" Bookstamp Stamp unlimited
 FG 233 "Nextian Birthday" Bookstamp Stamp unlimited
 FG 234 "Acme" T Shirt Merchandising T Shirt unlimited
  FG 235 Ffordate Letter A4 letter 1
  FG 236 TN5 Footnoterphone Upgrade to TN5 UK first editions Upgrade unlimited
  FG 237 'Acme' Quality Service Mug Mug 100
  FG 238 Goliath "all You'll ever Need' Mug Mug 100
  FG 239 Limited Print - Spike and Werewolf Illustration 100
  FG 240 Limited Print - Dodo Illustration 100
  FG 241 Limited Print - Mammoth Illustration 100
  FG 242 Limited Print - Grammasite Illustration 100
  FG 243 Genuine Reproduction Stamp Stamp unlimited
  FG 244 All seven stamps for winners of Colouring-in competition. Placed in back of UK medium hardbacks Special 4
  FG 245 Postcard 'Ashley' first 500 numbered Postcard 1000
  FG 246 Postcard 'Shades of Grey' first 500 numbered Postcard 1000
  FG 247 Greetings card: 'Dodo' Card 250
  FG 248 Fforde Ffiesta 2008 Mystery Play (numbered) Play 7
  FG 249 Greetings card: 'Spike abd Werewolf' Card 100
  FG 250 Set of 'Seven Wonders' placemats - gifts for 2008 Ffiesta organisers. Pathetic, I know, and entirely inadequate given the effort they put in! Numbered, enscribed. Placemat 7
  FG 251 Greetings card: 'Mammoth' Card 250
  FG 252 Greetings card: 'Grammarsite' Card 100

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