SO-27 Recruitment Song
Posted by:
Jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: November 22, 2002 03:42PM
<HTML>Confidence is the preference for the trained agent of what is known as... (SpecOps!)
And boring jobs can be avoided if you take a route straight to what is known as... (SpecOps!)
Don’t get office droop, don’t get intimidated by the thought of SpecOps – you’ll love a bit of it. (SpecOps!)
Fed up with driving a desk? You should do more with your reading, give your brain some exercise! (SpecOps!)
CHORUS:
All you people
So many people
Come and help give us a hand
Lend a hand to your SpecOps
Know what I mean?
We get up when we want, (except for Thursday, who gets rudely wakened by the dodo). (SpecOps!)
We uncover forgeries, feel a few collars, and think about saving the world. (SpecOps!)
We police fiction, we sometimes do for poetry too.
It gives us a sense of enormous well-being. (SpecOps!)
And then we’re happy for the rest of the day,
safe in the knowledge that literature will be protected for us.
CHORUS
SpecOps - SpecOps!
SpecOps - SpecOps!
It's got nothing to do with your sturm und drang, you know.
SpecOps - SpecOps!
And it's not about you Baconians who go on and on and on...
SpecOps - SpecOps!
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