Re: New Thread for the Ogeia family to argue in
Posted by:
Jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: November 25, 2002 09:28AM
<HTML>To Whom it May Concern:
Following representations from diplomatic officials, and to prevent severance of relations between Yorkshire and Portugal, the following statement has been issued;
Jon Brierley (hereinafter referred to as the Cheeky Bugger) did not with intent or malice aforethought desire, wish or conspire to produce any feelings of embarrassment, shame, or quietude among any sections of the readership, with especial reference to any Lusitanian siblings that might have chanced upon this missive. Apologies are freely offered to all offended parties, and damages will be payable in alcohol.
Signed for and on behalf of
The Yorkshire-Portuguese Friendship League (formerly The Cleckhuddersfax Darts Club).</HTML>