anything he can do I can do poorer...
Posted by:
poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: November 27, 2002 11:22AM
<HTML>Dammit - he got to 'Sit Down' before me...bloody trains (and other mutterings). Nevermind, here's another James one for Bea...
Jurisfiction Calling
So Thursday is gorgeous,
So Thursday is famous,
So they want her flogging toast.
Sent spec-ops over budget,
Left Goliath upset,
Got let off in a Kafka trial..
Her pet came from a test-tube,
Likes marshmallows to chew,
Only stood on one foot once.
She works under Braxton,
Her husband was once Landen,
Is this rhyming getting tedious?
Chorus:
Here she comes, this is jurisfiction calling,
Thursday, jursifiction is caing you on,
Thursday, go and muck round with literature now...
Don't forget Aornis,
Don't assume that Hades,
Has actually gone to his grave.
Never trust Jack Schit,
Should have left him in it -
Goliath are such arseholes.
Don't ask when yor time's up,
Leave that to the chronoguard,
Just don't ask about the timeslips.
chorus...
then:
Goliath's stolen Landen's life,
But in Thursday's head he's still alive,
When she gets him back I think I'll cry,
I didn't mean to admit that, I've realised...
chorus again and again and again until bored.
Hope you enjoyed that, bea</HTML>