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The Bitch is Back
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: November 27, 2002 08:17PM
<HTML>There's a song been doing the rounds over in Swindon's traffic cops. I wonder why?
<b>Bitch is Back</b>
She was first pulled over in a Renault Five,
Doing 130 on the M25,
You might think she's fiction, but it's a fact -
You'd better avoid the roads when the bitch comes back (oh-whoa-whaa)
She's never been clamped as she's never stayed still,
To watch her drive leaves me feeling ill,
She can corner tighter than a racing snail,
And woe betide the cops chasing on her tail...
She's a bitch, she's a bitch,
Oh the bitch is back,
Don't ask her 'bout her husband as a matter of tact,
She's a bitch, she's a bitch
And she's better than us,
It's the way that she drives,
With four smoking tyres...
Her method of driving is digital,
She's not touching the pedal or it's pressed to the floor,
You'll be cruising at 90 in the middle lane,
When Havisham speeds by flashing v-signs again...
She's a bitch, she's a bitch,
Oh the bitch is back,
Don't ask her 'bout her husband as a matter of tact,
She's a bitch, she's a bitch
And she's better than us,
It's the way that she drives,
With four smoking tyres...
<i>For those not recognising it, the wheels for this song were stolen off Sir Elton of John, leaving the lyrics propped up on bricks outside his stately home. BTW, anyone up for a game of 'one tune to the sound of another' - I know it sounds complicated but I can give a simple explanation...</i></HTML>
<b>Bitch is Back</b>
She was first pulled over in a Renault Five,
Doing 130 on the M25,
You might think she's fiction, but it's a fact -
You'd better avoid the roads when the bitch comes back (oh-whoa-whaa)
She's never been clamped as she's never stayed still,
To watch her drive leaves me feeling ill,
She can corner tighter than a racing snail,
And woe betide the cops chasing on her tail...
She's a bitch, she's a bitch,
Oh the bitch is back,
Don't ask her 'bout her husband as a matter of tact,
She's a bitch, she's a bitch
And she's better than us,
It's the way that she drives,
With four smoking tyres...
Her method of driving is digital,
She's not touching the pedal or it's pressed to the floor,
You'll be cruising at 90 in the middle lane,
When Havisham speeds by flashing v-signs again...
She's a bitch, she's a bitch,
Oh the bitch is back,
Don't ask her 'bout her husband as a matter of tact,
She's a bitch, she's a bitch
And she's better than us,
It's the way that she drives,
With four smoking tyres...
<i>For those not recognising it, the wheels for this song were stolen off Sir Elton of John, leaving the lyrics propped up on bricks outside his stately home. BTW, anyone up for a game of 'one tune to the sound of another' - I know it sounds complicated but I can give a simple explanation...</i></HTML>
Re: The Bitch is Back
Posted by: Ooktavia (---.nv.iinet.net.au)
Date: November 29, 2002 11:48AM
<HTML>Yep to the game.....
Tune: Greensleeves
Lyrics: "It's a beautiful day", U2
Just Try it!
I'll play the penny whistle if you like</HTML>
Tune: Greensleeves
Lyrics: "It's a beautiful day", U2
Just Try it!
I'll play the penny whistle if you like</HTML>
Re: The Bitch is Back
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: November 29, 2002 06:25PM
<HTML>My favourite is still the parsimony between 'House of the Rising Sun' and 'Oh little town of Bethlehem'...</HTML>
Re: The Bitch is Back
Posted by: Magda (---.dialip.mich.net)
Date: November 29, 2002 06:36PM
<HTML>I'm fond of 'House of the Rising Sun' to 'Amazing Grace', but my personal favorite is 'Clementine' to the tune of 'Ode to Joy'</HTML>
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