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Imagine....
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: November 27, 2002 08:29PM
<HTML>Uh-oh, Goliath's secret thugs have got a song of their own...
<b>Imagine</b>
Imagine no Goliath,
We'll feckin' kill you if you try.
Broken legs below you,
Above poked, in the eye.
Imagine all the people,
We'd send round to your house...
Imagine you've no kneecaps.
That isn't hard to do,
Two of us in a dark alley,
A shotgun or two.
Imagine all your pieces,
Turning in the gra-a-ave.
Imagine no Goliath,
Better not say a feckin' word,
You wouldn't like us when we're angry,
Or when we're peaceful too.
Imagine all the profits,
From transplanting bits of you-oo-oo-ohh
You may call us a rude word,
But never a second one.
We hope you keep buying Goliath,
And your body could stay as one....</HTML>
<b>Imagine</b>
Imagine no Goliath,
We'll feckin' kill you if you try.
Broken legs below you,
Above poked, in the eye.
Imagine all the people,
We'd send round to your house...
Imagine you've no kneecaps.
That isn't hard to do,
Two of us in a dark alley,
A shotgun or two.
Imagine all your pieces,
Turning in the gra-a-ave.
Imagine no Goliath,
Better not say a feckin' word,
You wouldn't like us when we're angry,
Or when we're peaceful too.
Imagine all the profits,
From transplanting bits of you-oo-oo-ohh
You may call us a rude word,
But never a second one.
We hope you keep buying Goliath,
And your body could stay as one....</HTML>
Re: Imagine....
Posted by: ScarletBea (---.telepac.pt)
Date: November 27, 2002 09:09PM
<HTML>As I said before, you NEED your space in this site :D</HTML>
Re: Imagine....
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: November 27, 2002 11:37PM
<HTML>??????????????????
*lost*</HTML>
*lost*</HTML>
Re: Imagine....
Posted by: ScarletBea (---.be.jnj.com)
Date: November 28, 2002 08:07AM
<HTML>I asked Jasper in another of this song threads to create a page where all the song parodies are compiled :) so that they don't get lost in the threads, they are too great for that :)</HTML>
Re: Imagine....
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: November 28, 2002 11:00AM
<HTML>Ah, got confused about who the 'your' referred to there...</HTML>
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