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Grammasite art
Posted by: Sarah H Egginton (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: December 02, 2002 12:25PM

<HTML>I loathe grammasites, and normally I will splat the little blighters on sight. But I have to admit that the following example of their depredations struck me as almost poetic. I spotted it in my local greengrocer's, and reproduce it here exactly as seen:

ALL NUTS, IS PRICED INDIVIDUALY

Four mistakes - and of different kinds at that - in the space of a mere five words! That has to be some sort of record. Can anyone match it?</HTML>

Re: Grammasite art
Posted by: charles ronayne (---.liv.ac.uk)
Date: December 02, 2002 12:29PM

<HTML>Sound more like they are london born and bred than any other outside influences. Either that or like to put across an Ali G type of image. Its to appeal to the masses. Incidentally if anybody does not know who Ali G is, he may not have made it to Australia yet, I'm sure somebody else would be glad to explain ...</HTML>

Re: Grammasite art
Posted by: dave (212.158.104.---)
Date: December 02, 2002 12:30PM

<HTML>Not quite, but I saw a sign in Leeds which reads

'Dental repairs while U wait'</HTML>

Re: Grammasite art
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: December 02, 2002 01:18PM

<HTML>I saw a sign reading 'Chicks - going cheep'

Still unsure whether this was a typo or not...</HTML>

Re: Grammasite art
Posted by: polly (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: December 02, 2002 08:54PM

<HTML>I'm just surprised there isn't an example of greengrocer's apostophe ie, NUT'S, along with it.</HTML>

Re: Grammasite art
Posted by: Ooktavia (---.nv.iinet.net.au)
Date: December 04, 2002 04:57AM

<HTML>Ali G has reached Australia- his film was on out here not so long back.
I had a free ticket to see it and can say it was certainly worth that price.</HTML>

Re: Grammasite art
Posted by: Adam Brierley (212.137.30.---)
Date: December 04, 2002 06:49PM

<HTML>The TV show is much better than the film - especially "Borat's Guibe To Britain" - superb.</HTML>



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