Re: a forced convert?
Posted by:
Jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: December 02, 2002 04:35PM
<HTML>For it is written:
Thou shalt go forth, and spread the word, and say unto all that ye meet, "Verily, Jasper Fforde is a prince among men, and writeth like an angel, and they who read his books shall be blest, and laugh like drains. But there is among us a false prophet, known as the Tom Holt, or the Beast of Somerset, and they who cleave unto him shall be accursed, and shall not enter into the Fforum."
And all they who spread the word, and bring joy unto the people, are called by the name of Nextians, and shall be honoured. And all those that heed not, and keep the secret to themselves, shall be fed to the Morlock.
Here endeth the lesson.</HTML>