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Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:10PM
<HTML>It still scans, damn you!
I was tempted to go with 'They're all of them quite bookish'</HTML>
I was tempted to go with 'They're all of them quite bookish'</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:11PM
<HTML>Except for our kid, obviously.</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:12PM
<HTML>I'm sure you cna get hiom a copy of 'Janet and Jon' for christmas</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:14PM
<HTML>Janet? I never touched her guv</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:21PM
<HTML>What about other parts of her?</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: Adam (212.137.30.---)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:22PM
<HTML>Oi,
I've read loads of books this year, at least 4 that I can think of....</HTML>
I've read loads of books this year, at least 4 that I can think of....</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:23PM
<HTML>Argos catalogues don't count. Nor do those bloody innovations ones. Nor the phone book.</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: Adam (212.137.30.---)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:24PM
<HTML>Oh, what about an instruction manual for an iron?</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:25PM
<HTML>Should have remembered Sunday Oliseh - what a name. We've just got Saturday and Monday to go now, haven't we?</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: Adam (212.137.30.---)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:27PM
<HTML>Yep, I'm struggling now though, mind you I always struggle to do anything on Mondays.</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:27PM
<HTML>Instruction Manual for Iron:
Plug iron in. Erect ironing board. Attach Wife 2.1.1. Stand back and admire, administering coffee as necessary.</HTML>
Plug iron in. Erect ironing board. Attach Wife 2.1.1. Stand back and admire, administering coffee as necessary.</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: Adam (212.137.30.---)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:30PM
<HTML>I haven't upgraded to wife 2.1.1 yet, I'm still running fiancee 3.2
"anyone here who's also a fan of H P Lovecraft" now that is kinky and probably very messy</HTML>
"anyone here who's also a fan of H P Lovecraft" now that is kinky and probably very messy</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:31PM
<HTML>H'mph. Still looking for Husband 2.1.1 to operate drill, saw, lawn mower, and other machinery I used to be able to work quite happily before my wrists went for a Burton. (Tenosynovitis, for any medics here. Not funny.)</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:33PM
<HTML>Lovecraft? Kinky? I wouldn't know about kinky. You'd have to ask Ben. (Revenge is sweet... lol)</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:38PM
<HTML>Revenge may be sweet, but, as the late Terence Milligan observed, not fattening.
And the brother may well get a book for Xmas, if only to stop him borrowing my copies of Eyre Affair and LIAGB.</HTML>
And the brother may well get a book for Xmas, if only to stop him borrowing my copies of Eyre Affair and LIAGB.</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:41PM
<HTML>Sounds sensible. I'm thinking of buying copies for my sisters. :-)</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:46PM
<HTML>Don't like Mondays? Tell me - why?</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:48PM
<HTML>you're both doing better than me. I'm still running Wrist for Southerners.</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: Adam (212.137.30.---)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:49PM
<HTML>I think it's the silicon chip inside my head. It just seems to get switched to overload.</HTML>
Re: Friday Jones
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: December 06, 2002 12:59PM
<HTML>Tennysonovitus? Is that an allergy to overlong, inflated Victorian poetry?</HTML>
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