Re: Sunday Morning TV
Posted by:
Kermit the Frog (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: December 08, 2002 03:49PM
<HTML><p><font color="#008000"><b>OK, Kermit the Frog reporting from - where was it
again? oh, yeah - Yorkshire, England, and today we are talking to Jon. Hello,
Jon!</b></font></p>
<p><b>Erm - hello, Kermit.</b></p>
<p><font color="#008000"><b>OK, Jon, the people want to know - how do you make all these fancy colors, like the rather snazzy shade of green I am
currently reporting in?</b></font></p>
<p><b>Well, Kermit - erm - can I just ask a question?</b></p>
<p><font color="#008000"><b>Well, you know that's kind of my job, being as I am
a reporter and all, but OK. </b></font></p>
<p><b>You're a frog, aren't you?</b></p>
<p><font color="#008000"><b>Sheesh. And they say the British aren't slow. Yes,
Jon, I am a frog. The clue is kind of in the name, you know? Kermit the Frog?</b></font></p>
<p><b>Er, right. The reason I ask, is because, well, isn't it a little unusual
for a frog to be an internet reporter?</b></p>
<p><font color="#008000"><b>Hey, you can have cats on here, you can have frogs.You got a problem with that?</b></font></p>
<p><b>No, no, fine. </b></p>
<p><font color="#008000"><b>OK. Let's just do the interview, right? Now tell me,
how do you do the fancy colors and all?</b></font></p>
<p><b>Well, Kermit, what I do is, I type it all up first in Front Page, setting
colours and fonts and things as I go along, and then I copy the HTML code I have
created, and paste it into the post on the Fforum.</b></p>
<p><font color="#008000"><b>And you can do any color you like?</b></font></p>
<p><b>Certainly, Kermit - green for frogs, brown for dogs, hey, I could even do
pink for p-</b></p>
<p><font color="#008000"><b>I would not introduce the subject of pigs at this
point, if I were you.</b></font></p>
<p><b>No. Sorry. Anyway, that's how it's done.</b></p>
<p><font color="#008000"><b>So you do not do any fancy high-tech-style HTML
coding, then?</b></font></p>
<p><b>Er, no, not as such.</b></p>
<p><font color="#008000"><b>I see. So what you are saying is, you cheat?</b></font></p>
<p><b>Um, well, if you want to put it that way ... yes.</b></p>
<p><font color="#008000"><b>And I have come all the way to Yorkshire to
interview some guy who just cheats? GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! Sheesh. This is Kermit the Frog, wasting his time reporting from Yorkshire. OK, guys, lets wrap it up and get out of here before that cat turns up.</b></font></HTML>