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<HTML>I have a cat like that. It's Minsky's infuriating little adopted ginger nephew Klinsmann. I generally ask visitors to find out what he's doing and tell him to stop it.</HTML>
<HTML>I'm afraid that's a difficult question as I'm not exactly sure.
(Not good for a mathematician, you'll agree !)
I think it's 3 - MA. MSc. PhD.
(It's a stupid Cambridge thing where they give you a Masters degree
for staying out of prison for 3 years. I think it replaces my BA so I
no longer have a Bachelors degree. You'll have to consult DeBrett's
or something for official stuff...)</HTML>
<HTML>That wasn't tricky at all. Simply trying to get as much money as possible
for allowing you to live in such palatial accommodation with, if I say so
myself, a very kindly and generous landlord. (I let you do the washing up,
decorate your room and everything !)</HTML>
<HTML>There's nothing wrong with being a mathmatician, just so long as you keep it in perspective and remember you're not as useful as a physisist.
*ducks*</HTML>
<HTML>Wilfred the penguin is very proud of the fact that he can spell "hic". Actually, considering how drunk he is, he's probably quite justified. :-)</HTML>
<HTML>ah, well, the (only?) advantage of being a physicist is you're not expected to be able to spell, which fact may explain my choice of degree. Also we have computers to do our counting for us :)</HTML>