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<HTML>I hope all those of you going noodling on Thursday have a better meal than the rubber-turkey-fest I just had at the works do. What is it about pubs and rotten food? Is it obligatory for the turkey to bounce, the spuds to be hard, and the sprouts to be .... um, there, basically?
I'd have been better off with Minsky's Moggilicious .....</HTML>