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Bright green monkies
Posted by: Jessica (63.225.179.---)
Date: December 31, 2002 01:46AM

<HTML>I have found out, thisjust in, if someoen punches your lights out real good, then you're eyes will slowly close and the gates to bright green monkey land open! Join me and my monkey friends....FREE FOOD FOR EVERYONE!</HTML>

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Re: Bright green monkeys
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: December 31, 2002 10:19AM

<HTML>H'mm. Banana, anyone?</HTML>

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Re: Bright green monkeys
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cableinet.co.uk)
Date: December 31, 2002 09:14PM

<HTML>Maybe. Not not if it's a green banana. I hate green bananas...</HTML>

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Re: Bright green monkeys
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cableinet.co.uk)
Date: December 31, 2002 09:16PM

<HTML>Double not? I'm shifting realities again, damn those pesky time streams...</HTML>

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Re: Bright green monkeys
Posted by: Ooktavia (193.82.16.---)
Date: January 02, 2003 11:13AM

<HTML>If you put an unripe banana through training, does it cease to be green, even if it is still unripe? ;-)
Ps I thought this thread was about bright green monks, for some reason. My alleged mind is clearly slipping further.</HTML>

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Re: Bright green monkeys
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: January 02, 2003 01:04PM

<HTML>Umm. Reminds me of the time my friend Irene was trying to teach a child the Hail Mary in catechism class, and the child gave her a very puzzled look and asked, "What does it mean, 'blessed art thou, a monk swimming'?"</HTML>

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Re: Bright green monkeys
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: January 02, 2003 02:24PM

<HTML>Yes... for years I thought Thywomb Jesus was a fruiterers.</HTML>

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