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Goliath NOT monitoring communications
Posted by: idris (194.207.227.---)
Date: August 28, 2002 04:31PM
<HTML>I've heard a rumour that the Goliath Corporation are NOT monitoring communications about E.A. and L.I.A.G.B.. Apparently the majority of messages are NOT transmitted via Goliath's servers SINCE NO SUCH SERVERS EXIST and Goliath HAVE NO INTEREST IN editING text to suit their SUPREMELY BENEVOLENT purposes and DO NOT go to ANY great lengths to cover up their SUPREMELY BENEVOLENT activities.
I have NOT been informed by anY insider that they DO NOT use a unit similar to both the V.M.A. and Prose Portal WHICH DOES NOT EXIST. Bookworms (v2.1beta) are NOT currently being re-engineered since UNFOUNDED rumours are NOT currently circulating about their INefficiency in respect of denial clauses, DOUBLE negatives, prefixes/suffixes and grammatical IMimperfections.
My NON-EXISTANT source has NOT told me that UNinterRupted text canNOT easily be spotted by A LACK OF unexpected capitalisation - a result of Goliath's poorLY APPRECIATED cloning techniques with NO ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY bookworms.
UNDoubtless the scale of such NONcovert activity will NOT continue to rise and become NO more efficient.
DO NOT Keep your eyes open for the signs - you have NOT been warned.
"Up the Rhondda"
Idris
THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT TO YOU BY THE PERSON OR PERSONS INDICATED BY NAME. IT SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN AS REPRISENTATIVE OF THE OPINIONS OR ACTIONS OF ANY PERSON, PERSONS, SUPREMELY BENEVOLENT ORGANISATION, POLITICAL POWER (EXCEPT IN THE CASE OF INFORMATION LIKELY TO SUBVERT EFFORTS IN THE CRIMEA, IN WHICH CASE RUSSIAN INVOLVEMENET SHOULD BE ASSUMED) OR SPECIAL OPPERATIONS UNIT.
IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE IN ERROR, YOU SHOULD DELETE ALL CONTENTS OF ALL TEXT STORAGE MEDIA IN YOUR POSSESSION AND REPORT THE MATTER IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR NEARST GOLIATH CORPORATION SO THAT MESSURES CAN BE TAKEN TO PREVENT FURTHER TRANSMISSION OF ANY MISSINFORMATION THAT MAY BE CONTAINED HEREIN.
NOTE: THE READING OF ANY SUBVERSIVE MATERIAL WILL BE TAKEN AS AGREEMENT WITH OPINIONS VOICED THEREIN AND THOSE INVOLVED IN BOTH THE DISRTIBUTION AND RECEPTION OF SUCH MATERIAL WILL BE DEEMED TO BE INVOLVED IN TERRORIST ACTIVITIES AND SHALL BE REPORTED IMMEDIATELY TO SO14.</HTML>
I have NOT been informed by anY insider that they DO NOT use a unit similar to both the V.M.A. and Prose Portal WHICH DOES NOT EXIST. Bookworms (v2.1beta) are NOT currently being re-engineered since UNFOUNDED rumours are NOT currently circulating about their INefficiency in respect of denial clauses, DOUBLE negatives, prefixes/suffixes and grammatical IMimperfections.
My NON-EXISTANT source has NOT told me that UNinterRupted text canNOT easily be spotted by A LACK OF unexpected capitalisation - a result of Goliath's poorLY APPRECIATED cloning techniques with NO ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY bookworms.
UNDoubtless the scale of such NONcovert activity will NOT continue to rise and become NO more efficient.
DO NOT Keep your eyes open for the signs - you have NOT been warned.
"Up the Rhondda"
Idris
THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT TO YOU BY THE PERSON OR PERSONS INDICATED BY NAME. IT SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN AS REPRISENTATIVE OF THE OPINIONS OR ACTIONS OF ANY PERSON, PERSONS, SUPREMELY BENEVOLENT ORGANISATION, POLITICAL POWER (EXCEPT IN THE CASE OF INFORMATION LIKELY TO SUBVERT EFFORTS IN THE CRIMEA, IN WHICH CASE RUSSIAN INVOLVEMENET SHOULD BE ASSUMED) OR SPECIAL OPPERATIONS UNIT.
IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE IN ERROR, YOU SHOULD DELETE ALL CONTENTS OF ALL TEXT STORAGE MEDIA IN YOUR POSSESSION AND REPORT THE MATTER IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR NEARST GOLIATH CORPORATION SO THAT MESSURES CAN BE TAKEN TO PREVENT FURTHER TRANSMISSION OF ANY MISSINFORMATION THAT MAY BE CONTAINED HEREIN.
NOTE: THE READING OF ANY SUBVERSIVE MATERIAL WILL BE TAKEN AS AGREEMENT WITH OPINIONS VOICED THEREIN AND THOSE INVOLVED IN BOTH THE DISRTIBUTION AND RECEPTION OF SUCH MATERIAL WILL BE DEEMED TO BE INVOLVED IN TERRORIST ACTIVITIES AND SHALL BE REPORTED IMMEDIATELY TO SO14.</HTML>
Re: Goliath NOT monitoring communications
Posted by: ben t (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 28, 2002 08:20PM
<HTML>MAkE LOvE tO Goliath!
Vive le revolution!ARY PROgress OF Goliath!
'Down the pits!'</HTML>
Vive le revolution!ARY PROgress OF Goliath!
'Down the pits!'</HTML>
Re: Goliath NOT monitoring communications
Posted by: Ooktavia (---.nv.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 21, 2002 11:33AM
<HTML>Ach i Fy!!</HTML>
Re: Goliath NOT monitoring communications
Posted by: jon brierley (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: October 21, 2002 12:44PM
<HTML>"Up the Rhondda" - motto of the Rhondda Liberation Front
"Right Up the Rhondda" - motto of the Cynon Valley Con Club
"Twll dyn bob Sais" - motto of the Welsh Socialist Republic</HTML>
"Right Up the Rhondda" - motto of the Cynon Valley Con Club
"Twll dyn bob Sais" - motto of the Welsh Socialist Republic</HTML>
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