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Posted by: Anonymous User (
Date: July 06, 2005 02:15PM

Hello - this forum should now be working after a few technical glitches.

Anyone got any good egg jokes?

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Posted by: splat21 (
Date: July 06, 2005 03:09PM

Good egg Mari.

Erm, no.


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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

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Posted by: Nicky (
Date: July 06, 2005 03:25PM

Dammit, I've missed breakfast again, haven't I?

Nice work, Mari.

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Posted by: Auntysassy (
Date: July 06, 2005 07:13PM

Egg Joke!

What's the difference between a fireman and a soldier?

You can't dip a fireman in your egg!!


Okay - a bit tenuous and has already made an appearance in another forum but it's the thought that counts. Or maybe perhaps a little poem?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Trod on him.

Never mind...........

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Posted by: Haylo (
Date: July 06, 2005 08:15PM

Cracking jokes! Get it.. cracking.. oh, never mind..
Hang on a minute..

Eggcellent fforum Mari!

Taa daa!

I'll get my coat.

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Posted by: Jack Strimbu (
Date: July 08, 2005 04:59PM

Do you know who won the race between the chicken and the egg?

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Posted by: Leah (
Date: July 14, 2005 02:59AM

Being too tired (or possibly not creative enough) to come up with my own egg joke, I've found these:


I'd tell everyone to enjoy...except these are the kinds of jokes you have to apologize after telling. Kind of like puns...

:) Hooray for the new book, and this forum! I only wish it were coming out sooner in the U.S. This is one book I'm not going to wait until the paperback to buy.

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