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Well done. What is it? An overcooked sardine rampant?
I have one I can sell you.
On another subject entirely, I just read the blurb and I'd like to say 'the cut and thrust world of international Chiropody'? If there's a thrusting Chiropodist in the book I may have to wait for Nursery Crimes, some things are just too scary... and one of my best friends is a Chiropodist, I can see I'll have to take a scalpel with me next time I visit him.
HTH.
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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Oh dear, that was our last one, too. It had been around the block a few times and was looking a little green about the gills, but the maggots were really friendly when you got to know them.
Don't worry there's enough strawberries to go round. Ali gets first pick because she asked (and has been hankering after them for years). Only the alpine strawbs left but they're tasty just rather small.
Hmmmm. TBOE does seem rather lacking in distinctively mentioned foodstuffs. We'll just have to improvise.
Would anyone care for an omellette?
Rob, there's an offy down the road from me that sells a variety of nice fruit wines, as well as bottles of not-quite-as-nice turnip wine. Which I'm tempted to get some, as I've forgotten how weird it tastes.
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.hsd1.mi.comcast.net)
Date: August 08, 2005 04:08PM
~~Do you get free sardine if you move to Sardonia....??????~~
~~...there's an offy down the road...that sells a variety of...nice turnip wine...~~
So, let me get this straight, in this place known as Sardonia, you get free sardines and a bottle of turnip wine just for showing up? (I bet that lot's got a dreadfully sardonic outlook on life.)