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Possible Fourth Bear Censorship Threat?
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: January 28, 2007 12:23AM

I have deleted this, because it was stupid. Don't post; leave me to my shame.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/30/2007 04:54PM by DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper.

Re: Possible Fourth Bear Censorship Threat?
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.isnet.net)
Date: February 01, 2007 06:50PM

Now I'm curious....

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Re: Possible Fourth Bear Censorship Threat?
Posted by: 24601 (---.myob.com.au)
Date: February 01, 2007 11:09PM

I want to know too!

Re: Possible Fourth Bear Censorship Threat?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: February 02, 2007 09:10AM

DAFW - please put it back! We promise not to laugh at you. That is what Nextian Chat is for!

Re: Possible Fourth Bear Censorship Threat?
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.pool1.Liverpool-MER6166-BAS0001.orangehomedsl.co.uk)
Date: February 02, 2007 08:06PM

My shiny book (signed) arrived today ! I was about to scan it for something risque ;-)

Re: Possible Fourth Bear Censorship Threat?
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: February 05, 2007 03:14AM

Okay, okay. I was going to wonder if The Fourth Bear would be taken away from children, schools, etc. because in it, (I don't want to spoil the book for you, Marly, but it's not an event very integral to the plot) Mary Mary takes her clothes off in space. And is photographed. That's all. Save the children!

Re: Possible Fourth Bear Censorship Threat?
Posted by: sofa (90.240.164.---)
Date: February 05, 2007 01:59PM

That didn't hurt did it?

I doubt it, my mate is a teacher and he's incuded Iain Banks 'The Wasp factory' in his list. It was considered a shoking book.

Oh my God! He's not Welsh is he?

You're about as punk as Enya!

Re: Possible Fourth Bear Censorship Threat?
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: February 07, 2007 06:07AM

We should mosey on over to Nextian Chat, as per SkidMarks's implied suggestion. I don't think they like our kind over there, though--us lonely Nursery Crime fans.

The reason I deleted this at first was because it was my *very first post* on the Fforum, and I realized that EVERYONE would take me for a vile, nasty pervert upon realizing that this of all things appeared to be my very first concern, even before introducing myself. It was just the only thing I could think of at the time, honest! I ain't no weirdo... Well, not in that vein, at least :)

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Re: Possible Fourth Bear Censorship Threat?
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: February 07, 2007 05:19PM

Actually, as far as I know, there is nothing that indicates the order of your posts. It is possible to see your total number of posts, but as long as you posted more than once no one would know that it had been your first.

And I think the reason why we encourage people to spend more time in Nextian Chat is that I suspect most people don't look very often to see if there are new posts in these other forums. So it makes sense to keep general comments about the books, as well as other subjects, in a more central part of the forum. But no reason why one can't post here for specific discussion about TFB!

Re: Possible Fourth Bear Censorship Threat?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: February 07, 2007 05:50PM

I only suggested it as a welcome and to protect those interested in a particular book or series from suffering too much Nextian cultured anarchy.

If you search on an author, I think that you can then backtrack to their first post if you really want to find out.

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Re: Possible Fourth Bear Censorship Threat?
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: February 14, 2007 12:04AM

See? They'll find me out, and I'll be ostracized!!

Edited to correct spelling error. Not in 'ostracized', ironically enough, but in 'me'.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/14/2007 12:05AM by DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper.

Re: Possible Fourth Bear Censorship Threat?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: February 14, 2007 06:04AM

<offers hazelnuts>

you are a very disturbed squirrel DAFW. Come back to the warmth of the treehouse and don't frighten these nice people :-)

Re: Possible Fourth Bear Censorship Threat?
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: February 15, 2007 04:33AM

I'm a social menace??? :)

Down, squirrely! Bad boy... bad boy!!!

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        || (())
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