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Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 08, 2008 03:16PM

Wow....

I am only 21. :P

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Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 08, 2008 10:24PM

haha, I'm a year older!

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.106.---)
Date: October 09, 2008 12:04PM

Pff. Mere toddlers. You be good and sit at the kiddies table while the adults talk, there's good children.

</smug>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: October 09, 2008 12:10PM

Oh good grief, I get to sit at the same table as Kitten? How will we ever get to eat anything?

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 09, 2008 12:24PM

I knew you when you were barely out of being a pipsqueak Missy!

<Steals smug look>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: October 09, 2008 12:43PM

<sneaks a peek at birthdays on the 'Happy birthday' thread>

<commandeers smug look for his own>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 09, 2008 12:49PM

<Having lost expression, face becomes blank and blurry like out of focus memory>

Noooooooooooooo!

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: October 09, 2008 01:23PM

<examines blurry look, decides it's not flattering>

<gifts a dim airhead look to Bib instead>

<runs exactly one mile>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.199.242.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: October 09, 2008 01:39PM

<leaves the children to play with their faces>

<checks spelling>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 10, 2008 06:12AM

<Sneaks up to snoring ES>

<Adheres fake mustache made from old paintbrush to ES ans smug face>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.range86-136.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 10, 2008 07:16AM

<wakes up>

<examines mustache and dislikes>

<manufactures beehive from old mop for Bib>

<smiles>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 10, 2008 07:37AM

<Exports honey from beehive at top dollar>

<Resumes pleased expression>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.range86-136.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 10, 2008 07:51AM

<Curses!>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 10, 2008 08:59AM

<Ties ES's shoelaces together with neat mobius strip inspired bow>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 10, 2008 09:02AM

<Runs away exactly one mile>
<has difficulty doing this as has never known how far exactly one mile really is>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 10, 2008 09:02AM

<Runs away exactly one mile>
<has difficulty doing this as has never known how far exactly one mile really is>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.range86-136.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 10, 2008 10:59AM

<Trips over>

<Never has mastered knots>

<Looks for someone nice to untangle shoelaces>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 10, 2008 12:55PM

<CR comes racing to ES's assistance>

<gets precisely 0.99 miles from starting point>

<acquires [Lost] look>

<realise ran in the wrong direction, and thread has acquired treehouse-y-ness>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 10, 2008 01:08PM

<fears expulsion from thread due to inability to find rule book for treehouse>
>makes self useful by placing loads of Mile Markers, untying own shoelaces and buying pots and pots of unwanted honey>

Re: Forget Lost in Austen
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 10, 2008 01:11PM

<feels guilty at causing such a ruckus>
<Un-buries all missing socks and drapes them over milestones>
<swears to give up wickedness>

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