Skids: How could you! Despicable....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

"That's easy for you to say!" said Sylvester

Hi Nextians.

Was revisiting you guys and thought (hoped) you might be interested in one of my latest Thursday Next lost hybrid daughter in cyberspace searching for her identity posts:

The Mouse Trap (Even Hamlet pops his head in.)
[mysecretboudoir.blogspot.com]

It's a crazy blog for crazy people - crazy smart people. It could be a lot smarter with your help. Cause u are all so clever. Truly. Damn me if u will. I just assume Nextians are superior beings.

Maybe we need to make a seperate thread for the fan-fic stuff titled "Jasper- Don't look here- fanfic!" Just to avoid future problems.*

*thinking of Pratchett's problems from fan-fic'ers

Well, there is one.

Not our fault if people post it in the wrong thread.

Posting something related to Mouse Traps at this point is off-topic, since we are talking about other things. Which I suppose means it is inevitable.

Still, just saying....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Still, the appeal to vanity by saying how superior we all are went down quite well with me ;)

Ah well, Kitten, it's a well known fact that you are superior to most of us anyway. After all, you've told us so many times.

Everyone knows that flattery goes a long way, especially when it's the truth.

<preens>
<greens>
<greeds>
...

<Shields eyes from magnificence>

<amazed at sparkly kitty>

*removes electrodes from Kitten*

Stop sparking in public.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Oh, crikey, what are we supposed to look at now?

Would suggest lovely new art gallery - but unfortunately.....

Who needs art galleries when we have... <drum roll>... the new super duper custard pie generating device!

Oooh lovely, what does it do?

<Demonstrates with relish>

<Waits for inevitable joke>

<is wary off acme brand name attacked to device>

<Passes ES surfeit of Art Gallery Napkins>

Hey, this is nice custard!

<Splats Kitten with pie just to demonstrate niceness of custard>