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toast and football
Posted by: mr spencer (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: October 09, 2008 09:33PM

I'm just watching the end of the legends England v Ireland football match on the mighty itv 4. Is it just me, or are England being sponsored by the toast marketing board?

Also, hi - newbie here
xxx

Re: toast and football
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.234.60.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: October 10, 2008 09:56AM

Hello mr spencer. Help yourself to refreshments. Most of the pies are sweet, but there may be the odd slice of steak & kidney left on the right.

Sorry can't help you with the football query - for me, sport without an engine= no interest, so I didn't see the game.

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Re: toast and football
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 10, 2008 11:59AM

<offers apple pie fresh from oven with pineapple pastry>

Would you like some wasabi with that?

Welcome!

Re: toast and football
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 10, 2008 11:03PM

What is this "sport" you mention?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: toast and football
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 11, 2008 04:56PM

I don't think wasabi is a sport.

Re: toast and football
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 12, 2008 08:19AM

Hmmmm...

That could be interesting. We need something hot, that not everyone likes and is good with ice-cream.

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: toast and football
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 12, 2008 08:25AM

I just can't get durian out of my head, boy it's all that I hate to think about....

Re: toast and football
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.105.---)
Date: October 12, 2008 10:57AM

Sport... You remember the olympics? Like that, but smaller.

Re: toast and football
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 13, 2008 07:25AM

Oh....

So lots of people running around on balls and making shapes and stuff?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: toast and football
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 13, 2008 09:05AM

No - thats the Wasabi Carving Championships - not yet a sport but we live in hope.

Re: toast and football
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 13, 2008 10:32AM

Wasabi wrestling - like mud wrestling except green!
You may need the ice-cream after to soothe the burns.

Re: toast and football
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 14, 2008 01:23PM

Ah. Everything suddenly makes sense....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: toast and football
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 14, 2008 01:35PM

That'll be the fumes from the crushed wasabi

Re: toast and football
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: October 14, 2008 01:48PM

Yep, nothing's ever made sense here. Pass the Worcester sauce please, I have apple waiting.

Re: toast and football
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 14, 2008 01:53PM

Worcester Sauce currently only to be found in Art Gallery Cafe.

Re: toast and football
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 14, 2008 08:51PM

And we all know art gallery cafes are too expensive for mere mortals and students to afford.

Re: toast and football
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: October 19, 2008 04:52AM

And therefore becomes perfect Masters/PhD thesis topic: The effects of long term Worcester sauce deprivation on cretain* select academically advanced portions of the population. Longitudinal study to take X** years.

* read 'certain' although concatenation effects with 'cretin' may be observable in severe cases.

**X to equal number of years grant will last, including extensions, or until financial independence occurs.


###errors caused by finger dyslexia - mostly Fruity Lexia out of Berri being timely horse racing carnival reference.

Exit for chips, as is lunch time.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/19/2008 04:55AM by bunyip.

Re: toast and football
Posted by: Karen (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 19, 2008 09:15AM

Is worcester sauce that brown sauce which is maybe pronounced (why?) wistershire sauce? Just asking because I haven't actually ever used it or seen anyone do so either. especially not at the races or anywhere really.

Re: toast and football
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 19, 2008 09:28AM

I would say so. If you are vegetarian, I should say that Worcester sauce has fish or something listed in the ingredients.

Re: toast and football
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 19, 2008 10:06AM

Marmite is better.

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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