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Re: Chocolate
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: May 13, 2009 04:49AM

Someone who thinks of an interesting but unrealted comment to inject, but doesn't because they are too shy to do so is an introblert. Egon isn't a lert, but just rather extroblerted.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: May 13, 2009 08:21AM

Midiblert?

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: May 13, 2009 10:05AM

Are you a NSW-er injecting beer into threads BwH?

Good work, another revolution in fForum

Maybe Egon is a Superblert.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.45.73.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: May 13, 2009 10:38AM

Covered covert coblerting: weaving together multiple threads to create a multicoloured tapestry in secret under a blanket.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 13, 2009 02:25PM

Attempts to convert covered covered coblerter into uncovered covert coblerter.

Wonders if we have any introblerters left, or whether they have all been tempted out by promises of free chocolate, pies and the occasional Australian beer.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (202.146.15.---)
Date: May 14, 2009 11:12AM

I thought those were threats...

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: May 14, 2009 12:42PM

<Clucking sounds emanate from the cellar>
<some chicken down blows up from the cracks in the floorboards>

[Time Passes ...... ]

Would anyone like chooken pie?

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 14, 2009 01:09PM

Enough time passes to reflect that even CR's careful coblerting isn't tempting out the introblerters.

CR, only fair to warn you that I think those are moorhens in the cellar.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: May 14, 2009 01:19PM

The moorhens were evacuated after the last specified chocolate was consumed in 1984. Any birds in the cellar are explicitly and specifically not moorhens.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: May 14, 2009 06:32PM

buschblerting: catching chooks at the end of coblerted threads

[de.wikisource.org] (German original)
[www.fln.vcu.edu] (English)

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: June 30, 2009 11:53AM

<Puts some moorhens in the cellar just for novelty's sake>

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: July 02, 2009 02:05PM

<Walks away whistling ... notices path made of yellow bricks>

<Detects faint aroma of chocolate, follows path ...>

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: annie (164.53.222.---)
Date: July 03, 2009 04:18AM

<wonders whether Egon could have put lesshens in the cellar instead>
<remembers great sitticosus scare of 2008>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/03/2009 04:19AM by annie.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: July 03, 2009 08:43AM

Well, lesshens are endangered at this time. I'm not sure it would be ethical. We could just put Bruce the Janitor down there.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 06, 2009 09:53PM

What happened to the more grammatically correct Fewerhens?

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: annie (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: August 07, 2009 08:51AM

I bow to geg and his more correct grammar.

I have tried to explain less and fewer to my workmates and the best metaphor that I can use ie "Fewer drinks; less alchohol.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: August 10, 2009 12:43AM

That example has probably confused them.

In the back of their minds they'd know that the fewer the drinkers, the more alcohol to go round: an inverse proportion scenario.

Try using something neutral, like marzipan, as the example to avoid SSS (spontaneous salivation side-effect) and see if that works; eg, 'fewer almonds, less marzipan, no retching'.

(Using 'his' and 'Geg' to refer to the same person may also be an anatomical inverse proportion scenario if my memory of a previous post is correct.)

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: annie (164.53.218.---)
Date: August 10, 2009 03:23AM

again, my apologies....

I shall try to keep both my metaphors and personal pronouns correct.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 10, 2009 07:54PM

<Awards robert disused "knight in shining armour" trophy. Apologises for rust, dust and unidentifiable stains.>

"Fewer mistakes, less pain", seems to work best.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: robert (153.107.97.---)
Date: August 10, 2009 11:55PM

<starts gluing horns onto his knight helmet>

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