I wasa going to grow an Edinburgh Fringe, but didn't think that I could keep that many stand-up comedians balanced on my forehead.

I have a skin coloured rinse through my hair.

(My story/ stickin' to it.)

It almost sounds exotic.

Have done extensive research and can reveal that 20% of all people have mohawk haircut.

These surprising results also revealed that 50% of people over the age of 40 have mohawk. With a 0% showing in the under 40 age bracket.

100% of people with mohawk have dyed it blue.

Astonishing results, I'm sure you will agree, of course I haven't studied stats since 1985 but surely the numbers speak for themselves?

I hope that studying stats, even ones as interesting as those are not part of the activities at the next Ffiesta!

Geg, are you sure that your data wasn't from the same period. I have data that says that 45% of members think that accountants are honest and trustworth - it seems like an unusually high number to me <Covers-up CPA letter head>.

Data absolutely fresh and verifiable but do have distant memory of formula which when applied to sample size of 5 has rather dramatic effect on statistical relevance of results.

.......and what about the 2.4 children?

2.4 Children - a moderately good UK comedy from the 1990's.