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Here's a poignant little one act play. The dialogue is only 2 words but I've used the (6) word count on the actual script and directions:
McCain: Oh bummer! (palin' into insignificance)
If anyone is interested in staging this; royalties are contingent upon the degree of grovelling done in the asking - although I'd really only be open to major companies such as the RSC (Royal Shakespeare Co), NYTE (New York Theatre Ensemble) or the RAWBUT (Riverina Assoc. of Wind-Breakers Union of Theatrics).
Pleb no-hopers with unlimited vision but limited dollars please do not apply.