Off to the tower with you then. Suspect you may be somewhat less interested in roly poly once you have been drawn.

Jam Roly Poly rolled clockwise is fine; it's those anticlockwiseans that need to be thrown in the tower.

How do you tell the difference?

It would be the same as with the sweet and savoury pies.

<Secretly turns all the Jam roly poly portions upside down>

I've always been suspicious of suet-based food anyway.
Anything that can suddenly turn into tallow or bird feed can't be trusted.

Thankfully bizarre things like suet are rare these days! Go vegetable-based shortening!

The tickets for the Ffiesta are now on sale.

Make sure you get yours early, we're expecting them to go quickly.

The price this year is £55.00 GBP which includes:

* Ticket
* Programme with part two of "Hammerfall" a short story by Jasper continued from the Ffestival programme – limited numbers of these are available
* Gala Dinner with after dinner musical entertainment by Strontium Goat
* Printed Lanyard
* Colour coded badge
* Merit Card
* Shades of Grey Rule Book
* Access to Ffiesta events during the weekend

Even better news, we've been able to get a great rate for the accommodation at the hotel this time, £64.00 Bed and Breakfast single occupancy and £69.00 Bed and Breakfast double occupancy.

There are lots of really wonderful events including:
Hamlet Prince of Zombies
Name That Fruit
Getting to Know You
and many more that we will drip feed you over the coming months.

What better present for Christmas can you give someone special or yourself?

Don't dawdle get in quick and May will be here before you know it! Here is the link [www.ffordeffiesta.com]



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Wow.... Old people showed up again.

Hello all!

Sadly I will be in the wrong country on the wrong continent again, but it sounds awesome.

(Why could Jasper not have set his books in Grahamstown?)

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Who are you calling old? young man!!!!

When I say old people, I mean....

Hang on.

WHEN I SAY OLD, I MEAN THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE FFORUM A LONG TIME!!

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

WWhhhhhhhhhhhhatttttttt did you say sonny???????

No, Martin has to shout because he is a long way away.

Na, he thinks I'm an old crock who is senile and can't hear.

We've got people coming from Oz so he hasn't got an excuse not to come, it's straight up on the same timeline give or take an hour

Ah, but is your Ffiesta friendly to people who don't like people?

I'm going. How will I reveal my true Geg identity?

Egon Our Ffiesta is your Ffiesta, just a group of people that enjoy Jaspers's books giving you the chance to be silly and enjoy other people being silly. Where else can you dress as Mrs. Danvers and no one takes any notice of you? Would Jasper come to something that wasn't up to his standards?

We excel at being nice to people what ever their persuasion, we just stand them in a corner and point at them if they are naughty.

Geg - Wear a tee shirt that says "I am the Geg" We can get you a phone box to change in. What colour group are you in?

I am green, but have a mother who is red - that should narrow it down, ooh and I'll be the one who looks like Mrs Danvers.

Sadly, unless our situation changes, mrs. SkidMarks & I will only be with you in spirit this time.

Sorry to hear that Jon and Sue, I shall certainly miss you both