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Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: robert (153.107.103.---)
Date: December 11, 2008 12:46AM

Et Tu Brute
[www.amazon.com]

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.158.158.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: December 11, 2008 10:30AM

robert Wrote:
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> And I've got Frankenswine on DVD.


<grins>
that looks remarkably like a link to a book, Rob

Have you been Franken-stymied
Try here or here


(edited to add links)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/11/2008 10:39AM by SkidMarks.

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: robert (153.107.103.---)
Date: December 11, 2008 10:52PM

You're right! "Frankenswine" is a book!
Damn, now I know why I couldn't get it into the DVD slot.

Kitten's "Army of Duckness", on the other hand is a flick, of sorts anyway...
[www.flickr.com]

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.146.29.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: December 12, 2008 08:35AM

<grins even wider>

I stand corrected, but will use my shiny new Unnatural Selector to protect myself!

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.128.---)
Date: December 12, 2008 12:22PM

WHAT???

Egads, clump clump!

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: December 13, 2008 09:27AM

It's a Victorian ray blunderbus made by Weta in NZ.

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: January 09, 2009 08:17AM

Somewhat back on topic but no choclate:

Road sign near our house where the carriageway is completely blocked: 'Road closed. Drive slow.'

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: mr puniverse (---.meb2.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: January 16, 2009 11:20AM

street sign i saw Slow Children Ahead...Not very nice they cant help a bad education

A Kit Kat is a Biscuit

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: January 18, 2009 11:22AM

I saw a "Life stock on road ahead" sign at a clearing sale on the weekend. Conjured up an image of Mario style 1Up life mushroom appearing along the road as you drive along!

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 19, 2009 09:13AM

Heavy Plant Crossing

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: January 22, 2009 05:28AM

Also the silent sickrooms in 'Quiet hospital ahead'

We have games to break the drives through the country side, like the kangaroo warning sign become 'Look out for Qantas', the wiggly line with the arrowhead to indicate winding roads becomes 'pointy headed snakes ahead' with the speed being the number of snakes.

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: mr puniverse (---.meb2.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: February 14, 2009 06:58AM

I always find that sign that warns Wildlife crossing next 15 ks. how does the wildlife know to cross at that exact point of the highway

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: robert (153.107.103.---)
Date: February 15, 2009 10:46PM

"Falling Rocks Don't Stop"

Is that a warning or a law of Physics?

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: Jazz_Sue (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: February 15, 2009 11:45PM

Council sign near my local village pond: "Caution ducks crossing" - conjures up all sorts of political headlines, that one.

"Police slow." You're telling me. Three hours it took, when those yobs broke my window ..

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: February 16, 2009 02:51AM

On a similar vein, "Slow School Children"--but you get more points for hitting a fast one?

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: Quert Ecciborrd (---.freedom2surf.net)
Date: February 16, 2009 11:04PM

geg Wrote:
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> Heavy Plant Crossing


I love that one. Triffids. Foul things.

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: robert (153.107.103.---)
Date: February 17, 2009 10:54PM

I read a book when I was a wee laddie ("The Mystery of Mariners Reach") which began with the group of kid heroes playing a game where they had to take any sign literally. A door with a bell and sign which said "Please Ring" thereby had to be rung, and so forth.

I've played Knock and Run myself many years ago, but it would be kind of fun to walk around taking signs literally - if you saw a don't walk sign you'd have to hop until you saw a walk sign; I've often envisaged myself next to the emergency door in Coles ("This Door is Alarmed") calming it down with some soothing words.

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: February 18, 2009 12:19AM

Of course the best way to soothe a door would be to walk through it--"Thank you for making a simple door very happy."

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: February 18, 2009 07:00AM

I love it! I'd be delighted to see someone calming a door.

Re: Most hilarious Anglish recreation ...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.1.236.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: February 19, 2009 10:23AM

It all stops working when you arrive at the lift, though................

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