Puts self on "confused" list.

Compiles all list suggestions into a new list.

Places MuseSusan onto special 'Confused Maths People' list.

Tries to pick up the "People confused ABOUT math" list and collapses under the weight.

Creates a new list:

1) Difficult
2) Other
3) Starboard
4) Liszt
5) people who are always nice to EgonSpengler no matter what
6) lissom
7) people who have lists for no apparent reason
8) confused
9) confused Maths people
10) people confused ABOUT Math
11) this one

How come things always list to starboard? I have never heard of a port list, well not in nautical terms anyway. I have worked through a few lists of port though; these days I prefer muscat.

Niepoort Colheita Port 1934
Taylor Fladgate Vintage Port 1963
Taylors 40 year old
Grahams Vintage Port 1942

Muscat is o.k. but without spending stratospheric sums, the above will do me for now.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/19/2008 11:56AM by SkidMarks.

Is it a list TO port in order to stop people making list OF port jokes?

Surely a Port list would always have to follow a Starboard list otherwise the Starboard list would become a capsize.

Now I'm getting seasick.

Someone more encumbered by sobriety may have gone for


Rotterdam
Singapore
Antwerp
New Jersey

George Sands often had a little lizst - made her feel good, apparently.

Then she went off him - sort of de-lizsted him.

I enjoy a good liquer muscat when the weather is cold, a port before bedtime mit der coffee and chocolate.


As for Port jokes - leave them until the footy season.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/27/2008 07:10AM by bunyip.

<Discreetly checks off boxes from the Evil Overlord List. Both of em.>

I thought Sands was caught Chopin' not Lizstin' but I'm often a little behind the times on 19th century gossip so I could be wrong.

Add 19th century gossip to list of things I really ought to know more about.

<feels slightly green>

Well, if you read your Robert Rankin you will find out much about Queen Victoria and her connections with one Hugo Rune.

This should be enlightening enough for most people.


Greenness is associated with kermitosis, a rare condition which one only experiences when stuck halfway up a stair (sic)*.

*in literate language read 'stairway'.

Don't worry Bibwit, Kermitosis is very, very rare in Europe - but if flies start looking attractive enough to eat, promise me you'll get yourself to a doctor immediately.

No, go see a vet!

Sounds reasonable to me!