I've found the Telegraph's equivalent list, also from last month:
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Oh, ha ha, hmm. Only 100 titles as opposed to the Grauniad's 1000, and they've taken the risky step of actually rating them in order from 100 to 1. The journalistic content leaves a lot to be desired - barely one coherent sentence per novel ("A drug addict chases a ghostly dog across the midnight moors" = The Hound of the Baskervilles; "An ex-convict struggles to become a force for good, but it ends badly" = Les Miserables). Still, my hit rate on this list is about twice as good as my hit rate on the other list.
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work is a vampire that sucks me dry
which is a metaphor
but still the reason I stuck a chair leg through my manager