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Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: splat21 (195.33.121.---)
Date: February 13, 2009 03:32PM

Is Johnny Depp in season? Odd... though it's probably not cricket to use shotguns to hunt him. Cutlasses, maybe?

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: February 20, 2009 11:58AM

I think that you will find that I am Spartacus.

And I have seen the same list from a South African perspective on a number of occasions. Well, the one about "Letters from Overseas"....

Back on topic now:
What about bow and arrows?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: splat21 (195.33.121.---)
Date: February 20, 2009 01:59PM

Good plan, though catapults are more concise.

No no no, get a grip, I'm Spartacus.

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: February 20, 2009 02:11PM

I thought Kitten was Spartacus?

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: April 29, 2009 04:24AM

I think 'SPARTAKIT' is a more correct pronunciation.

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: April 29, 2009 08:57AM

Makes her sound like a do-it-yourself model plane.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/29/2009 08:57AM by BibwitHart.

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.2.198.threembb.co.uk)
Date: April 29, 2009 02:44PM

Have you heard her language?

Sparta-CUS seems appropriate.

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 30, 2009 05:19PM

Spartan with the cussing? I think not.

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: pickle_guy (---.sa.bigpond.net.au)
Date: May 01, 2009 10:55AM

Oops i really made a mistake. sorry guys!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/01/2009 11:26AM by pickle_guy.

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: May 01, 2009 12:42PM

<Intrigue is raised to critical level>

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 02, 2009 08:29AM

You are forgiven.

Was the mistake funny or just embarrassing?


(edited to adjust number os essesses)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/02/2009 08:30AM by SkidMarks.

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: mr puniverse (---.78.187.128.optusnet.com.au)
Date: May 02, 2009 09:21AM

Australian when you undestand

That foreplay for an aussie is to nudge your partner and say "Are You Awake luv?"
That the pouch in a roo is where they keep their mars bars.
That you know what a Tim Tam slam is
That you know what a pie floater is in SA
and that you know how a fried Mars bar tastes like.

A Kit Kat is a Biscuit

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.98.---)
Date: May 11, 2009 07:00AM

I hope never to find out what a deep fried marsbar tastes like. Although deep fried coke is not at all bad.

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: May 12, 2009 07:54AM

<makes note to invite Kitten back to Coke-drinkers Anonymous again>

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: robert (153.107.97.---)
Date: May 13, 2009 05:08AM

So, Kitten, when you have your deep fried Coke in your hands, I'm assuming that it's the paws that refreshes?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/13/2009 05:09AM by robert.

Re: You know you're really...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (202.146.15.---)
Date: May 14, 2009 10:56AM

Da-boom TING!

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