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Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: theblackestcat (---.cpe.unwired.net.au)
Date: March 29, 2009 09:58AM

ah! i have it now!
thank you!

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: March 30, 2009 10:19AM

That is shocking, I didn't say that I didn't like it but ....

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.103.119.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: March 30, 2009 11:57AM

<wonders if CR is in the rght thread>
<apologizes just in case>

Sorry!

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 30, 2009 04:32PM

Thinks CR is probably in hiding from BK following the "terrible stick poking episode"

Best not to draw attention to him.

Have a banana

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: March 31, 2009 09:04AM

According to the Liddle Fact that I had at lunch time, reindeer like eating bananas. I can't imagine that they find too many of them in the wild!

<Goes back into hiding>

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: March 31, 2009 09:57AM

<'Rabbit Season'>

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: April 01, 2009 09:04AM

<Reappears wearing Elmur Fudd costume>

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: April 02, 2009 12:32PM

Wonders if when theblackestcat comments that his knowledge of cockney songs is terrible this implies he knows little of them, or rather, he knows a lot about them and is using the word 'terrible' to ambiguate his position regarding cockney songs.

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 03, 2009 10:48AM

Have terrible knowledge of Cockernee songs in the latter sense and am more than willing to share.

"lets all go down the strand..."

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: April 06, 2009 04:51AM

.....then turn up to Covent Garden and then towards Leicester Square to the 'Lamb and Flag' pub in which I had several glasses of muscle relaxant.

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 06, 2009 09:16AM

"My ol' man said follow the van"

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: theblackestcat (---.cpe.unwired.net.au)
Date: April 07, 2009 03:28AM

SHE says that she needed to google cockney songs as she knows nothing of them

being a young australian does that to you...

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 07, 2009 08:56AM

Don't worry about the sex change thing - I've tried wearing hats and talking about soft furnishings a lot - it doesn't seem to help, best just to ignore it.

"Boiled beef and carrots."

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.172.35.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: April 07, 2009 11:58AM

"Any old iron, any old iron?"

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: robert (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: April 07, 2009 12:48PM

"give it a flick, a twist o the wrist", that's what the showman said.

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 07, 2009 01:34PM

<admires robert's coconuts but is slightly alarmed by sight of Elmur Fudd doing the Lambeth Walk.>

"under the table you must go"

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: April 08, 2009 05:01AM

A few years ago I had to wear a coconut bra, grass skirt, sing and play a ukelele in a production of Michael Gow's play "Away" at the Riverina Playhouse.
Previously keen theatre goers swore-off play attendance for life.

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.186.38.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: April 08, 2009 08:26AM

You can change out of the costume, now, Robert

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 08, 2009 09:35AM

Stops admiring robert's coconuts but continues to be alarmed.

Re: felix tabularasa
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: April 08, 2009 02:43PM

<wonders if coconuts were involved with the history of lingerie>

<Remembers seeing book at the library titled A Brief History of Underwear>
<Regrets never borrowing it>

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