Ah yes, now that's definitely Mornington Crescent.

And, by the way, you've all lost!

Lost what?

Oh!

Drat!! Now I remember. So have you.

But what about Dollis Hill being blind this week? And I'm sure Skidz was stamped by the railway track.

Wonder who'll find what we all lost?

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If you don't know what you have just lost, then so far you haven't!

P.S. in lieu of card I bought mrs. SkidMarks a year's adotion of "snowflake".

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Tentatively corrects Skids as many people loose perspective without realising it,

and marbles.

Thank you. I'll have a "P" please Bob.

Surely, you can't be serious!

would some marbles help?

Elgin marbles?

Only if you can absolutely prove they were once yours and if I've lost the receipt.

I think it would be painful if someone Elginned marbles.

El gin & tonic for when the tequila is finished

No! the ones the gin took and set up as traditional cultural material.

Luddites enter stage right looking for cotton gin and spinning Jenny.

I've always thought that the Luddites could have destroyed a lot more machines if only they'd had better tools for the job.

Have you thought that without the Luddites we would have no word for those opposed to technology.

Like Bowdler, they have save huge numbers of trees from becoming paper as they have become a condensed term for all that is stupid in human thought.


PS: I have bought a five year option on 'expletive deleted'


Edited be coz I have got an at tack of the 'jumping space bar' and it pu ts b lanks all over the place and they refuses to stay where I puts them.

Also suffering for no extra cost and att ck of errant cpaitalisation which I have now got under control by judicious use of the 'edit' function. Aslo spoonerised lettering.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/11/2009 10:15AM by bunyip.

How come Meldrew never became the accepted abbreviation for "Grumpy Old Man"?