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Re: Fan-Ffordian-Tastic!
Posted by: bunyip (
Date: April 06, 2009 04:31AM

I think the word 'Jasper*an'(copyright now in the public domain) is not flexible enough to cover the toilets at Wagga.

These are in the class of 'things man* was not meant to know'.

* I would include woman in this term but i don;t think women would want to come close enough to find out.

Re: Fan-Ffordian-Tastic!
Posted by: delacuesta (
Date: May 13, 2009 06:21PM

"Jasperish", then?
Or "Jasperate"?

Re: Fan-Ffordian-Tastic!
Posted by: MilesHawke (
Date: May 13, 2009 07:00PM

How about Ffordite? It's explosive stuff...


World is crazier and more of it than we think

Re: Fan-Ffordian-Tastic!
Posted by: steeljam (
Date: May 14, 2009 12:08AM

Jasper*an - Mr J Carrot may have something to say about this.
Or Jasper Johns.

My vote is with Ffordean. The double F makes is more unique.

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Re: Fan-Ffordian-Tastic!
Posted by: SkidMarks (
Date: May 14, 2009 10:34AM

Without getting into discussions on qualifications of uniqueness, I doubt that Jasper johns will complain, although Katie Fforde might object to "Ffordian".

Re: Fan-Ffordian-Tastic!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (
Date: May 14, 2009 11:57AM

Well why not "Fordetastic"?

Re: Fan-Ffordian-Tastic!
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Date: May 14, 2009 12:59PM


Re: Fan-Ffordian-Tastic!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (
Date: May 15, 2009 12:44PM

Love fFordevillian - that seems to capture the spirit and is unlikely to upset anyone else.

Re: Fan-Ffordian-Tastic!
Posted by: bunyip (
Date: June 04, 2009 03:33AM

Frightening new book title: Jasper FForde and the Toilets of Doom.

Any other scome to mind?

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