I offer, without comment, for your consideration

If you are outside the U.K. you may find this link easier

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

What was the comment you left off?

Geg: The comment is fairly obviously "without", so just go out and have a look at it. I've put my own opinions aside.

Regarding the link: "I see"

"...said the blind man"?

Are you suggesting that "I" am a blind man, young man?

<dies of joy>
<rises from grave to get this book>

That publishing date looks suspicious!

It's got to be a hoax.

i wouldn't trust anything purported to be written by someone named 'Seth'.

So sez me!

No merely repeating a phrase used by my grandmother whenever anyone said "I see". And is a shortened form of the Wellerism:

"I see, said the blind man, to his deaf dog, and he picked up his hammer and saw"

Sorry, Tieff and Bunyip, but it is real.

Shouldn't be!

I discovered that I have a reading list.

I strained some back muscles while moving and now when I read I place myself to reduce strain on said muscles. As a result I lean to the left which, is annoying coz I usually use my left had to pick up Twisties, chocolate, drinks etc. while holding the book in my right hand.

what is the problem? place all the goodies on a lowish table and sit to the right of it. You are already part way to picking them up, now.

we have a Bernese Mountain dog pup, a Border Collie pup and a 20 year old daughter.

Never place Twisties, chocolate or drinks where any of these can get them or they exhibit quantum style immediate non existence.

Sit on roof

It's (gasp) raining!

Always rains on a Bank Holiday. Feel sure it will stop just as soon as BibwitHart Day is over.

Surely you cannot blame me?

Have looked into the introduction of a No Blame Policy, but frankly the paper work is a nightmare. I'll get back to you just as soon as I've discovered just exactly what a Mission Statement is.