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@#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: Flemng124 (58.22.159.---)
Date: March 31, 2009 06:35PM

BagEmpire com sell name brand handbags whoelale and retail.
choose your purses and save: Website: www.BagEmpire.com

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: April 02, 2009 12:33PM

Who is this crass commercialiser of our pure threads?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.30.145.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: April 02, 2009 12:52PM

I think (s)he is trying to blag something. I am not offering pie.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: April 03, 2009 07:19AM

Down with advertising! <Brandishes peasant pitchfork>

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: April 03, 2009 09:38AM

Ah, Bibwit at her natural level...

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 03, 2009 10:26AM

Overs BH pheasant pitchfork.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: robert (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: April 04, 2009 10:34AM

It's just the bag lady.
She has been here a few times.
We just ignore her but gleefully continue a thread if she starts one.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: April 05, 2009 01:21PM

The tines would need to be pretty close together on a pheasant pitchfork wouldn't they?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: April 05, 2009 01:44PM

Does a pitchfork have tines? Mine doesn't, but maybe because it is actually made from imagination and wool.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 05, 2009 02:49PM

Ha! The ingratitude of some people - yours was lovingly made from pheasant and hope, oh and some spare glitter.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: April 06, 2009 04:38AM

I tried to fork pitch once but it was hot and just ran down the handle and made it all sticky.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: April 08, 2009 05:05AM

The fork in a pitch is best navigated by putting a left spin on a googly.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.186.38.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: April 08, 2009 08:24AM

And why does a panda have underwear?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: April 08, 2009 02:40PM

Where?? <Looks around hopefully>

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.range86-143.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 10, 2009 11:33AM

Why does a panda have underwear? Why does a googly have a panda? Head hurts.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: April 18, 2009 10:26AM

Stop pandering to this line of black and white thought and move on to red pandas.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (202.146.15.---)
Date: April 18, 2009 11:43AM

They are much better at moving boxes anyway. More prehensile paws. Also, enough of them tied together makes a very exciting floor cover. Perfect to break the ice at parties.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: April 22, 2009 05:31AM

Red pandas in the sunset
all up in a tree
they've stolen my lunchbox
Oh, return it to me

.........

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.234.202.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: April 22, 2009 09:46AM

Does anyone know a good place to get a @#$%& purse?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: April 22, 2009 10:46AM

<Falls off bed laughing>

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