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Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 06, 2009 11:55AM

Make me look at pure sugar in a whole different light.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: June 11, 2009 01:33AM

Well, okay. It was a library bag.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: bunyip (---.sa.gov.au)
Date: June 11, 2009 10:18AM

Makes me look at libraries in a whole new light - I'm currently trying to complete my Cert 111 at TAFE in Library studies.

Now you've pooh-poohed the idea.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 13, 2009 12:02AM

Library bag to library brag - nobody's impressed, unless this is the "add letter thread" in which case I bagsie:

Library barge
Library barged
A library barged
and
I barged a library

Which surely must make me the winner?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: robert (153.107.97.---)
Date: June 15, 2009 02:00AM

No, I can double or triple bagsie (in Oz we just say 'bags') and take the idea from you, so you lose.

[www.abc.net.au]

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: Valdimier (---.voesendorf.xdsl-line.inode.at)
Date: June 15, 2009 11:01AM

OK, can someone explain to me whatīs going on here? I think my head is about to explode.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 15, 2009 11:50AM

No they can't.

Your only hope is to change the subject.

I suggest that, unless you have the necessary Doctorate behind you, you avoid all things mathmatical, quantum and related to moorhens. oh, and flying machines, some of them seem to know an awful lot about helicopters.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.46.234.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: June 15, 2009 02:02PM

and whatever you do don't mention Johnny Depp if you are writing from anywhere near BK. Or chocolate. Or battenberg cake.

It is not against the rules to stay on topic, but is frowned upon

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: June 15, 2009 02:37PM

If you can invent a game based on pies, or make a nonlinear jump into fantasyland you'll fit right in.

Oooooh, a giant clockwork Daffy Duck...

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 16, 2009 10:02AM

...I tawt I taw a puddy cat...

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: June 16, 2009 02:23PM

Where? Where?!

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: Valdimier (---.5.11.vie.surfer.at)
Date: June 16, 2009 10:48PM

EgonSpengler Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> If you can invent a game based on pies, or make a
> nonlinear jump into fantasyland you'll fit right
> in.
>

What about a pie game, which you can play on your way to fantasyland?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: June 17, 2009 12:29PM

I spy with my little pie, something beginning with .....

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: June 17, 2009 02:28PM

.. Or perhaps we suggest to those nice people at Apple - the i-Pie application - A random pie generator for your phone, with a helpful Key denoting whether your pie is Sweet or Savoury ...

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.30.10.threembb.co.uk)
Date: June 18, 2009 08:02AM

Could we afford an i-Pie?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: Valdimier (---.voesendorf.xdsl-line.inode.at)
Date: June 18, 2009 08:44AM

I donīt know. The pie tax is pretty high in some countries.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.30.10.threembb.co.uk)
Date: June 18, 2009 09:54AM

I am slightly worried that any i-pies would always taste of apple, regardless of filling.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 18, 2009 10:02AM

or chips

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: June 18, 2009 12:42PM

move along ....



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Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: June 18, 2009 12:43PM

I'm not sure the i-Pies would taste of apple - you just wouldn't be able to serve them with anything non-apple flavoured, or offer them to your friends.

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