... but there would always be someone ready to bleat on that these pies did you no harm - despite all the evidence to the contrary?

I´m affraid to ask, but how can a pie do you any harm? Or are we talking about the aggressive type of pie, who stuffs itself in your mouth to choke you?

Word of the Aggro-Pies has got out? Terror and Panic will roam the world.

Oh no, they don't do roaming any more - they've bought a nice little house in Clacton-On-Sea and have settled down quite nicely.

It is better than the sentient waffle irons that someone in the physics dept has been working on....

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Who comes off best if you put an Aggro pie in a sentient waffle iron?

An sentient aggro waffle pie?

Everybody waffles at some point, why not a pie?

It's the Aggro-pies bearing sentient waffle irons that has me worried.

Good point!

Or would sentient waffle irons bearing aggro pies be worse?

All we are saying is give pies a chance!

No, its peas that have to be given a chance - pies have to be iced.

Pie of the tiger
Angelpies
Pie no more

What colour icing would you put on stake&kidley pies?

snake and pigmy pies need green icing. Especially for pigmies of the LR-we tribe.

And the Farquarwee tribe.

I wonder if the Farquarwee tribe would sell purses to the aggro-pies and sentient waffle irons if they were offered a peaceful trade agreement...

~senses something to do in a game of Spore coming along~

<Hands switchbadger copy of very complex import/export duty document that came into force in the treehouse very shortly after lego-isation>

~studies document~

An interesting read. Does it come in English?