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Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: November 02, 2009 10:44AM
Only in legalese. Sorry.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 02, 2009 11:02PM
and the last English speaking inhabitant of Legaland came to grief on the end of a rather nasty point stick.
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.98.---)
Date: November 03, 2009 04:24AM
I thought it was papercut.
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Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: November 03, 2009 05:18AM
The paper was stuck to a pointy stick. ;)
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 03, 2009 09:30AM
The paper could have been tightly rolled into a pointy stick. And you know how bad paper cuts are.
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: November 03, 2009 10:51AM
Well, a pointy stick is merely pre-paper....
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: November 04, 2009 05:15AM
I'm confused as to why it is as equally terrifying to be jabbed with a point stick or shave with a blunt razor.
I'll be tossing and turning all night now.
I'll be tossing and turning all night now.
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: switchbadger (---.telkom-ipnet.co.za)
Date: November 04, 2009 04:36PM
I'm just pondering the efficacy of being japped with a blunt razor and shaved with a stick...
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: November 05, 2009 12:49AM
Thanks a lot. Now there's another night with no sleep.
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: switchbadger (---.telkom-ipnet.co.za)
Date: November 05, 2009 12:35PM
You're very welcome.
One may as well use that spare time not used sleeping to do something useful like retine the silverware. I know I did when I developed insomnia and lets just say the forks have never been sharper!
One may as well use that spare time not used sleeping to do something useful like retine the silverware. I know I did when I developed insomnia and lets just say the forks have never been sharper!
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: November 05, 2009 01:18PM
Possibly work as well. ;)
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.zone6.bethere.co.uk)
Date: November 07, 2009 06:06PM
Ah, I like how we immortalise the spammers with long running threads. It seems so fitting.
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.103.---)
Date: November 10, 2009 05:29AM
it certainly seems to put the spammers off. I've been on other forums where they come back and post in the thread again to bump it... Never happens here!
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Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: switchbadger (---.telkom-ipnet.co.za)
Date: November 10, 2009 07:37AM
It is quite a beautiful thing to behold. I'm just imagining a returning spammer looking at their thread and saying "What in the name of the nine...?" and walking away with a slight nosebleed. Ah obscurity. Nothing repels normal people and travelling salesmen quite like non sequitur and all its relatives.
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 10, 2009 10:54AM
Grandma and Grandpa Sequitur? I think they live around here somewhere.
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: switchbadger (---.telkom-ipnet.co.za)
Date: November 11, 2009 09:36AM
Oh really!? I lost their contacts a while ago. It would be ever so nice to get back in touch. We had some of the greatest conversations. A bit hard to follow but fun none the less.
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 11, 2009 11:15AM
last time I looked around here for Sequiters, there were none available.
Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: switchbadger (---.telkom-ipnet.co.za)
Date: November 13, 2009 07:51PM
Rats. Oh well. "Put the mayo on Wednesday frivolita forever cats down." as good ol' Grandma Sequitur would say.
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Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (123.200.198.---)
Date: December 01, 2009 03:57AM
<Sings> Be obsequious purple and clairvoyant!
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