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Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.72.137.threembb.co.uk)
Date: June 18, 2009 12:46PM

... but there would always be someone ready to bleat on that these pies did you no harm - despite all the evidence to the contrary?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: Valdimier (---.voesendorf.xdsl-line.inode.at)
Date: June 18, 2009 01:08PM

Im affraid to ask, but how can a pie do you any harm? Or are we talking about the aggressive type of pie, who stuffs itself in your mouth to choke you?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 18, 2009 01:28PM

Word of the Aggro-Pies has got out? Terror and Panic will roam the world.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 18, 2009 02:29PM

Oh no, they don't do roaming any more - they've bought a nice little house in Clacton-On-Sea and have settled down quite nicely.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: June 19, 2009 09:49AM

It is better than the sentient waffle irons that someone in the physics dept has been working on....

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Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 19, 2009 06:12PM

Who comes off best if you put an Aggro pie in a sentient waffle iron?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: Valdimier (---.5.11.vie.surfer.at)
Date: June 19, 2009 07:17PM

An sentient aggro waffle pie?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 20, 2009 03:48AM

Everybody waffles at some point, why not a pie?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 20, 2009 01:31PM

It's the Aggro-pies bearing sentient waffle irons that has me worried.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 21, 2009 08:42AM

Good point!

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 22, 2009 11:24AM

Or would sentient waffle irons bearing aggro pies be worse?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.119.81.threembb.co.uk)
Date: June 22, 2009 11:54AM

All we are saying is give pies a chance!

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 22, 2009 02:01PM

No, its peas that have to be given a chance - pies have to be iced.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.17.200.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: June 22, 2009 03:29PM

Pie of the tiger
Angelpies
Pie no more

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 23, 2009 11:09AM

What colour icing would you put on stake&kidley pies?

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.199.150.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: June 23, 2009 11:14AM

snake and pigmy pies need green icing. Especially for pigmies of the LR-we tribe.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.103.---)
Date: June 24, 2009 07:18AM

And the Farquarwee tribe.

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: switchbadger (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 29, 2009 08:46AM

I wonder if the Farquarwee tribe would sell purses to the aggro-pies and sentient waffle irons if they were offered a peaceful trade agreement...

~senses something to do in a game of Spore coming along~

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 31, 2009 06:35PM

<Hands switchbadger copy of very complex import/export duty document that came into force in the treehouse very shortly after lego-isation>

Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire
Posted by: switchbadger (---.telkom-ipnet.co.za)
Date: November 01, 2009 08:09AM

~studies document~

An interesting read. Does it come in English?

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