Mr Deeds Goes to Tow
The Sound and the Fur
The Grapes of Wrat

a very small air raid: The Dam Bomber

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doo: really really messy.
The sound and fur: a documentary about putting guinea pigs through mangles
The Invisisble Ma: "I'm going to see your teacher about this mark, but he wont see me!"
A Clockwork Orang: The moving tale of a mechanical ape, struggling to find meaning in a fleshy world
The Satanic Verse: A limerick for the Dark Lord



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One of my favourite Channel 4 programmes about ornithology and technology, The IT Crow

What about the film, starring Samuel L Jackson, as a construction worker, who can't get to the blueprints of the building he is working on, because of his fear of elongate legless carnivorous reptiles. Snakes on a Plan

I would like to point out, in advance, that the publication of my first book "The Road to Wigan Pie" and the small fortune I will, undoubtedly make, will in no way be connected to this site. That I have never been here or read this thread and any correlation between the ideas in my book and your ideas on this site are entirely co-incidental.


Anonymous

Yea Anonymous,

The legion of psychics knows who you are and we will want our cut for maintaining a dignified silence as per the Privacy Act.

If not you might wake up with a very angry echidna direct from the trehouse in your bed,

I think that "Anonymous" is really is really Geg. Although it may be the return of Niebla.

Anonymous can't be Geg. It would be entirely too obvious. In any case, Geg doesn't write as well as Anonymous.

E.

Wonders, out loud, if bunyip really does retain the ability to be dignified - even in silence, and,if so, how much it will cost to see.

Damn,cover blown, but the prospect of seeing a bunyip who doesn't make the tea cups rattle, must surely be worth it?

'dignified' and 'stately' are not normally terms used to describe bunyips.

we are mythillogical creatures with an ability to break any chain of logical thought and muddy the waters of lucid discussions.

we have the power to cloud your minds, as well as your lily ponds.

Has brief vision of Bunjip as stately home.

Goes to check clouds for misplaced lily pond.

Continues to wonder who Anonymous is - points finger at robert as he has been suspiciously quiet.

The Wrong Trouser, an examination of why some singular items are referred to as plurals, pairs of trousers and scissors.

[Prompted by a desire not to be suspected of being Anon due to recent silence]

Sees through Cannibal Rabbit's cunning plan and points finger accordingly.

It's Baldric that has cunning plans, not this bunny.

[Swiftly conceals turnip behind back]

CR, do you plan to take that turnip to a library?

That would be a turnip for the books..

got it in one!

I'll parsnip around so that everyone can have a look.

should we squash you for that comment?