Please don't enforce the rules. "...remove the last letter of a novel title to make it sound more interesting."

Most of my entries had internal complications.

Carry on as you were Misty. I'm going to give her legs such a good smacking next time I see her. I've always tried to discourage hair-splitting!

I slump corrected Mr MC. In fact you should have been bolder:

".....remove the LAST letter of a NOVEL to make it sound MORE interesting"

I'm just relieved none of you tried to defend cricket as being more interesting than love.

I've got one, I've got one


Orangs are Not the Only Fruit... Red haired author fails her zoology and botany exams

Brilliant, OB, brilliant. It made me suddenly realize what the leading clan of oranges of the country I live in reminded me of.

Little Omen..." Christmas is going to be rubbish this year" grumbled Jo finding a flea in the hearth rug.

Neverlan - a tale of lonely computers, they will always be disconnected

Jules Vern's cousinns associates next door neighbour's story of trying to find the base of an ordinal point: 20 Thousand leagues under the SE

Not a book title, but I saw a business with the sign outside that read:

'ORIGINAL SI(G)NS'

The 'G' had gone on holidays.

Where are you Bunyip.? Have you gone on a sinful holiday?

OB,

Unfortunately I have not gone on a sinful holiday, or indeed, any holiday at all.

The place in question was on Main North Road, Salisbury Plains, just opposite the Parafield Airport and near the Toyota dealer.

I should like to go on a sinful holiday with one such as Sandra Sully but she is taken.

Is Sandra Sully the same sort of thing as Sally Lunn: a plump sweet sugary satisfying confection.?

SS is more like a spot of afternoon tea, a sweet treat before the main event. She is an Australian news presenter, who isn't past some mild innuendo when she was on the late news.

I disagree!!!!! SS would be the main event.

The irates of Penzance

Seamen are peeved when shore leave is cancelled after a particularly discordant chorus

Biggles in pain.


Our gallant hero suffers an upset tummy while in Iberia.

Ride and Prejudice: Mr Darcy doesn't give a monkey's for what the plebs think as he gallops naked through the village.

I rather like your valiant Mr Darcy, OB

In a new resurgence of bio-warfare, terrorists infiltrate a dental floss company, coating millions of reels with anthrax.

The Ill on the Floss


When Andy Capp and his wife Flo visit a condiment dispenser manufacturing company, a huge display pepper-mill falls and pins Andy's wife to the floor.

The Mill on the Flo


After years of practicing golf on courses all over the world, Jane Austen finally achieves her goal on the Mansfield course.

Mansfield Par


Archival video is found of a 1960s dance party, indicating a place where one can rock it, one can roll it, one can walk it, even stroll it.

The Old Curiosity Hop


Dr Frankenstein experiments with animating assorted bodily organs, then teaching them 1960s dance movements.

The Adventures of Liver Twist


Mr Copperfield becomes ardently, excessively desirous of a new adventure.

Avid Copperfield


After the Christchurch earthquakes two years ago, the bloody Earthquake Commission still hasn't repaired my roof

Leak House


Austin's story of the printer who turned the hundred yard dash into the thousand yard dash

Emm

<Sorry for that last one>

En: A short dash
Em: A long dash
M: Roman numeral 1000

I think I might be over-thinking these, I think, and I think that thinking about what I'm thinking may... what does the word "think" mean, again?

The ow and the Pussycat: a feline falls fowl (sorry) foul of a nocturnal peck from a bird of prey.

Dennis Potters reminiscence of the spread of smurfitis

The Blue Remembered Ills