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Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (202.146.15.---)
Date: May 14, 2009 11:02AM

<crosses out an o, and directs CR to the chooky cellar>

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: May 14, 2009 12:30PM

<Walks into room after making sure was not followed>
<closes door, notices clucking and strange smell>
<Turns on lights>

Where did the chocolate go? Must have been eaten by damn chookens

<Opens door and looks around, notices Chook Cellar sign on door>
<Has bright idea ......>

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 14, 2009 12:32PM

<Heads towards CR's bright idea as has had quite enough of wandering about cellar in the dark>

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: May 14, 2009 01:21PM

<watches CR set up as a chook seller>

<hopes joke hasn't been spoilt>

<tries to remember last unspoilt joke here>

Chooken? What's a chooken? How come I'm superblerted?

E.

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: Jazz_Sue (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: May 15, 2009 10:12AM

I always check the last posts before replying now.

I WAS going to say, the reviews have been good, and if it's good then it ain't Star Trek - but that would be going completely off topic now, wouldn't it?

Boy, have I missed this place. Like meeting up with an old, lost friend.

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: May 15, 2009 01:00PM

Off to see StarTrek tomorrow. Expectations aren't too high, it's not like it's StarGate or anything.

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: May 15, 2009 01:06PM

Chooks are chickens in 'strine. Chooks chookens all the same things.

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: May 15, 2009 01:36PM

Weird functionless pipes, red matter, confusion, confusion! Beware, CannibalRabbit, beware!

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: May 15, 2009 01:38PM

We should keep some chooks around this place, I think. I'll volunteer to look after them.

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 15, 2009 05:37PM

Do we have a problem with foxes in the fforum?

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: Jazz_Sue (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: May 15, 2009 11:18PM

Not ffoxing likely.

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (220.253.2.---)
Date: May 17, 2009 02:13PM

[Trying to work out a way of mentioning fox headwear in family friendly fForum.]

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: May 18, 2009 04:47AM

Fox headwear would be definitely anti-family-friendly. Beaver hats, on the other hand, don't have any connotations which could possibly cause offence.

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.104.246.threembb.co.uk)
Date: May 18, 2009 09:14AM

Are we allowed to talk about Muffin the Mule?

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: May 18, 2009 09:48AM

I don't know, who is Muffin the Mule?

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: May 18, 2009 10:46AM

On the plus side, I thought Coraline was really good, even if sight impairments did render the 3D useless. Just try not to think about the spectacle in the theatre...

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.range86-138.btcentralplus.com)
Date: May 18, 2009 11:46AM

Muffin the mule is an activity rather than a personality.

not really

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: May 18, 2009 12:46PM

Muffin' a mule has been banned in numerous states and is frowned upon by all high-minded and moralistic citizens. Therefore it is quite acceptable here. Muff away.

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: May 18, 2009 12:47PM

Isn't that Brazillian?

Re: An annoyed rant
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: May 19, 2009 12:15AM

What about cattle duffing?

I know that in America it's cattle "rustling" but Aussie cows are quite moist and don't rustle as well as American ones apparently do.

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