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Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.40.180.threembb.co.uk)
Date: June 11, 2009 01:41PM

KELP!! I can sea that I must wave goodbye to my sanity as this tide of posts causes me to review the current situation.

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 12, 2009 12:29PM

Tenses mussels in an effort to break away from this aquatic trread.

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: June 12, 2009 12:57PM

We must be able to find a new porpoise to this all!?

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.98.---)
Date: June 13, 2009 06:40AM

Salmon find a meaning! quick!

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 13, 2009 01:22PM

Yes the reasoning is getting a little flake-y

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 14, 2009 07:37PM

It is crystal clear to me that pour salt puns only have a shakey connection with the sea.

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 15, 2009 11:45AM

I'm just gutted because I can't fathom what any of you are on about.

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: June 15, 2009 12:53PM

I propose we cut all fish puns!

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.46.234.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: June 15, 2009 01:56PM

cut or gut?

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: June 15, 2009 02:40PM

Be careful or eel be forced to crab on forever.

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 16, 2009 10:31AM

Is this the plaice for proposals?

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: June 16, 2009 12:14PM

Skids - What's a guttlefish? Is that like a ventriloquist's piscatorial pet?

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 16, 2009 06:28PM

<Brrrrrrrrrrph>

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: annie (164.53.222.---)
Date: June 17, 2009 03:50AM

That's really classy.. Couldn't you have excused yourself?

Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: June 19, 2009 09:53AM

I think that these puns are off the scale.

BK: I tend to just use paraffin, although I have heard that ShellSol is quite usable. ;) Also, any fuel you use for poi is going to be poisonous.

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Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.103.---)
Date: June 24, 2009 07:09AM

Martin: Yeah, but there is acceptable risk and just *%&#ing stupid. I think for pretty colours I'm gonna stick with the LED ones. Which is a lot less exciting, but a lot more practical.

Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: zendao42 (---.bhm.bellsouth.net)
Date: June 28, 2009 03:13AM

When did Kip Adotta take over the fforum?!

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Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.11.3.threembb.co.uk)
Date: June 29, 2009 08:23AM

Zendao, do I know that name from Dr Demento?

Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: zendao42 (---.bhm.bellsouth.net)
Date: July 12, 2009 03:15AM

Maybe, unless you just dreamed it:

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Re: Battenberg, Banned?!?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 12, 2009 04:07PM

Water fin find!

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