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Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: plockplock (---.dsl.klmzmi.sbcglobal.net)
Date: May 28, 2009 11:24AM

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Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: bunyip (---.sa.gov.au)
Date: June 04, 2009 03:07AM

Tarzan swings
Tarzan falls
Tarzan hang by his hairy...
Don't be mistaken
Don't be misled
Tarzan hangs by his hairy head


I haven't had the opportunity to say that in years.

Ah! it does good to get it out now and again.

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 04, 2009 11:00AM

How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.19.253.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: June 04, 2009 02:39PM

paint it's toenails red?

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 04, 2009 02:43PM

No, no, no - it definitely has something to do with custard.

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 04, 2009 07:30PM

Isn't that only in a mini, during Autumn season?

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 06, 2009 11:30AM

Yup, that's right paint his toenails red.

So how did Tarzan die then?

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 06, 2009 07:49PM

Down the M4 and over the Severn bridge?

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 07, 2009 04:37PM

but with the giraffes removed?

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 08, 2009 09:14AM

I suspect it might have something to do with woad or the root of the madder plant, Depending on which colour he wants.

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 08, 2009 01:36PM

Will anyhting here stay on topic, even if it is an off-topic topic. Picking Cherries.

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 08, 2009 01:43PM

Is cherry picking a big industry in Wales then? Or has it closed since the fatality? Perhaps Egon can enlighten us?

What topic?

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: bunyip (---.sa.gov.au)
Date: June 11, 2009 10:44AM

topic

i copt
o pict
co pit
i c pot
oct pi
pico t
pi cot
to pic

and other variations upon the set of letters.
If someone has an anagram of the 5 letters let us know. I'm brain dead.

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: June 11, 2009 12:36PM

optic?

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: bunyip (---.sa.gov.au)
Date: June 12, 2009 03:39AM

Well done!!!!!!!

Shows how brain dead I am.

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: June 12, 2009 01:28PM

- no, I just got lucky and hit a nerve.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/12/2009 01:31PM by ibborobb.

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 13, 2009 12:08AM

Still applauding.

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.98.---)
Date: June 13, 2009 06:44AM

Ibb- never become a dentist.

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: June 15, 2009 12:50PM

- but I'm quite accomplished at making dents.

Re: Yet another Humpty cartoon
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: June 16, 2009 02:17AM

Why does my Chinese Dentist continuously check the time with me? It's always:

"Two thirty?"
" o, od ed. id owyee elve ifeen"
"Two thirty?"
" I ed, o."
"Two thirty?"
etc.

Very annoying.

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