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Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 23, 2009 11:12AM
Welcome to the House of Pun
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.103.---)
Date: June 24, 2009 07:16AM
*waves* Hey Sarah! Long time no see.
Martin, I like the term older newbie, and I'm using it from now on. It'll make me sound young. Then I can stop waving my walking stick at the kids on the lawn.
Martin, I like the term older newbie, and I'm using it from now on. It'll make me sound young. Then I can stop waving my walking stick at the kids on the lawn.
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.49.91.threembb.co.uk)
Date: June 24, 2009 08:23AM
...and start prodding them with it?
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: June 24, 2009 01:02PM
Kitten's still trying to persuade people that it's not a cattle prod.
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: bunyip (---.sa.gov.au)
Date: June 25, 2009 05:29AM
It's actually a pointy stick with a handle. Watch Out!!!!!!!
And : welcome back Sarah B.
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And : welcome back Sarah B.
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Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: zendao42 (---.bhm.bellsouth.net)
Date: June 28, 2009 03:29AM
*unlurks*
Welcome back!
Hello, I'm one of the crazy Americans who came for the books & stayed for pie-
afraid I ate the last piece of chocolate cake but have some cocoa, it's my specialty-
it's be good with the sweeter pies that are hiding around here somewhere...
*relurks*
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Welcome back!
Hello, I'm one of the crazy Americans who came for the books & stayed for pie-
afraid I ate the last piece of chocolate cake but have some cocoa, it's my specialty-
it's be good with the sweeter pies that are hiding around here somewhere...
*relurks*
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Signature or shameless self-promotion?
You decide:
[www.myspace.com]
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Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.103.---)
Date: June 30, 2009 06:01AM
Wow! Everyone's coming back!
Now if the pointy stick's original owner came back, perhaps I could lose this reputation...
Now if the pointy stick's original owner came back, perhaps I could lose this reputation...
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 30, 2009 09:20AM
Who was the original owner anyway?
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: June 30, 2009 11:49AM
Winston Churchill.
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 30, 2009 01:55PM
No it was definitely Camel LLoyds
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: July 01, 2009 07:46AM
Heehee!
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: annie (164.53.222.---)
Date: July 03, 2009 04:21AM
who or what is Camel Lloyds?
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: July 03, 2009 08:43AM
I don't know. I suggest one of the sniggering ones might know. Presumably the answer is not Winston Churchill though.
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.zone6.bethere.co.uk)
Date: July 03, 2009 07:11PM
Ah, it was before the Horrific Event. Question answered.
In any case the answer might have been Captain Kirk or Alexander the Great.
In any case the answer might have been Captain Kirk or Alexander the Great.
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 23, 2009 08:56AM
I give in: clearly nobody else is going to ask,
what Horrific Event?
what Horrific Event?
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.zone6.bethere.co.uk)
Date: July 23, 2009 11:47AM
It involved swiss cheese and I'd rather not talk about it without my counsellor.
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 23, 2009 12:24PM
Dear Mr Spengler,
We regret to inform you that following your candid revelations about the Horrific Swiss Cheese Event your Counsellor has been forced to resume a new identity and is currently living under Police protection in a secret location.
Under these circumstances it will be impossible for her to continue your treatment.
We are currently unable to find anybody willing to take your case on but wish you all the best with the future.
Yours sincerely,
Mr Bob Tidings.
We regret to inform you that following your candid revelations about the Horrific Swiss Cheese Event your Counsellor has been forced to resume a new identity and is currently living under Police protection in a secret location.
Under these circumstances it will be impossible for her to continue your treatment.
We are currently unable to find anybody willing to take your case on but wish you all the best with the future.
Yours sincerely,
Mr Bob Tidings.
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.29.118.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: July 23, 2009 12:46PM
I know Bob's daughter, Gladys. We call her Glad.
Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.zone6.bethere.co.uk)
Date: July 23, 2009 01:39PM
How can you 'resume' a 'new' identity?
<Wonders why Geg has it in for him>
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<Wonders why Geg has it in for him>
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2009 01:39PM by EgonSpengler.
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