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Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 23, 2009 05:21PM

Don't shoot the messenger - I'm just the Bearer Of Bad Tidings - that's all.

With regard to the resumption, I'm guessing its not the first time.

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: July 24, 2009 12:42AM

EgonSpengler Wrote:
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> How can you 'resume' a 'new' identity?
>
>








<Shrugs>
Perhaps "assume" was intended. A little harsh in any circumstance.

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: annie (164.53.222.---)
Date: July 24, 2009 05:05AM

On the assumption that the Chronoguard exist, being able to "resume" a "new" identity sounds quite reasonable.

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.zone6.bethere.co.uk)
Date: July 24, 2009 06:21AM

It must be a conspiracy by the Custard Polizia.

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 24, 2009 12:30PM

I see Mr Spengler's persecution complex continues.Does anybody have the will or ability to do anything about it?

annie, you are the voice of reason in an otherwise insane world.

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.zone6.bethere.co.uk)
Date: July 24, 2009 02:51PM

Hush, Geg, I'm raving in this space.

The Custard Polizia are real. Where did all the banana custard go? The strawberry? The chocolate? It's a conspiracy... Or Speckles drank it all... Or...

<Please complete with equally silly answer>




Edited to add apology for any previous harshness.
Egon.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/24/2009 02:52PM by EgonSpengler.

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: July 25, 2009 12:20PM

... or Goliath Milk have pumped it into their mobile bottling plant ... or ...

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 04, 2009 09:44PM

........it was never there in the first place.....or.......

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: August 05, 2009 12:37PM

...it exists only in a parallel universe, along with un-pointy helmets....or....

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 05, 2009 09:27PM

...ES has gone to get help now and we can all relax a little ... or....

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as43234.net)
Date: August 06, 2009 12:45PM

...it exists only in nursery schools and as a result is a food negotiable reality, or...

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 06, 2009 09:49PM

McDonald's have a new range of milkshakes, or..............

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.98.---)
Date: August 10, 2009 03:29AM

...There are no spoons- and therefore no need for custard.

Or...

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.253-197-189.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: August 12, 2009 01:05PM

... you could just use a mug! or...

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: August 23, 2009 04:06PM

It was a figment of your fevered imagination to start with... or...

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: August 26, 2009 08:24AM

... is Emlyn to blame? ... or

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: August 27, 2009 11:32AM

... I had an accident and I woke up ...

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 04, 2009 10:53AM

<Breaks the chain>

Hmm, this scaring off of newcomers and returners to the Fforum is becoming chronic. Excellent.

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 04, 2009 09:55PM

Bonzai Kitten Wrote:
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> ...There are no spoons- and therefore no need for
> custard.
>

Without spoons how are we all going to escape?

Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*
Posted by: annie (121.214.89.---)
Date: September 05, 2009 09:09AM

I have a couple of sporks that you can use... (or they could be foons)

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