Mr Ff's Dream Question...
Posted by:
poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: April 21, 2003 10:36PM
"You've done a lot of interviews since The Eyre Affair came out, and you've been asked the same questions many times [particularly about how you market your books, which strikes me as rather odd]. Is there a question no interviewer has ever asked that you'd really like to answer?"
Yes there is. I would really like someone to ask me: 'Hey jasp, love your books. Can I pay off your mortgage and buy you a Hawker Hurricane?'
Sorry Mr Ff, but the correct answer here is 'No you can't - you're a skint student.'
I would if I had a spare few mill, though....
PSD
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