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Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: November 03, 2009 01:49PM

I don't want it cleared up that quickly; I'm funded!

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 03, 2009 02:32PM

Who by? I didn't think we had a mining industry left, and for those of us who might otherwise loose interest, is a cone shaped crusher just like a giant pointy stick?

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.98.---)
Date: November 04, 2009 12:16AM

<ponders the possibilities>




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Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: November 04, 2009 09:01AM

What type of rock crusher?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: November 04, 2009 01:09PM

Confidentiality clause prevents me from answering further. There are people with gags waiting in the treehouse wings.

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 04, 2009 02:44PM

Ah yes about the treehouse, now I've been expelled I seem to have lot more time on my hands, so I thought I would get on with my own thesis. I intend to prove that increased efficiency in cone crushers brought on by a mathmatical model of their workings, will in no way compensate for the extra expense incurred in having to build new crushes, export them and train operators.

It's nearly finished, but of course if I were to be magically unblowntobits in the treehouse I may never find the time to publish......

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: switchbadger (---.telkom-ipnet.co.za)
Date: November 04, 2009 04:23PM

I can't wait to do my thesis. I'll title it "Voodoo and how paying me lots will result in you not having severe misfortune."

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 05, 2009 09:18AM

I wrote a thesis a few years ago, it was titled "Peculiar Culinary Objects".

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 05, 2009 09:54AM

and the most peculiar culinary object is ..... ?

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: November 05, 2009 10:15AM

Almost certainly has to be the tea egg.

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 05, 2009 10:28AM

Egg tea could quite possibly be the most bizarre culinary creation - coming to MasterChef tomorrow night.

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 05, 2009 11:07AM

There are too many to choose from. I would have to say one of the top ten was an 18th Century egg beater- a small jar with a lid and lots of long pointy spikes on the interior.

Egg tea didn't quite make it into the thesis..

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: November 05, 2009 11:16AM

A 'tea egg' is what my Hungarian housemates call the openable little wooden container with holes that is loaded with tea leaves and then dumped in hot water.

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 05, 2009 11:28AM


Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.zone6.bethere.co.uk)
Date: November 06, 2009 11:07AM

Hmm, with a doughnut, you say?

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.103.---)
Date: November 10, 2009 05:23AM

Bib's egg beater sounds a like a medieval torture device... I must have one!




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Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: November 10, 2009 08:53AM

Cooks are mean. They whip the cream and beat the eggs. Poor innocent ingedients....

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: switchbadger (---.telkom-ipnet.co.za)
Date: November 11, 2009 09:41AM

Ah yes but they do have their one weak point. They all need dough.

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: November 12, 2009 08:48PM

D'oh....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: what could i do ,for advice!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (123.200.198.---)
Date: December 01, 2009 03:51AM

That one grated.




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