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Tom Swift
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.98.---)
Date: August 10, 2009 03:47AM

"The hay needs stacking," Tom said balefully.

(your turn!)

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 10, 2009 08:00PM

"Please play another game of cards with me" Tom said wistfully.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: Cubist (---.lightspeed.sntcca.sbcglobal.net)
Date: August 11, 2009 12:15AM

"The cardiologist gave me a clean bill of health!" Tom said whole-heartedly.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: August 12, 2009 08:43AM

"It's time to get out of bed" Tom said alarmingly.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 12, 2009 04:56PM

"I don't think that's allowed" , said Tom; to himself.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.98.---)
Date: August 13, 2009 09:14AM

"Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks." remarks Tom

(edited for crass-capitalisation of letter)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/13/2009 09:15AM by Bonzai Kitten.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: robert (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: August 13, 2009 09:55AM

<I gedddit - re Marx, heh, heh.>
<sorry to interrupt - carry on, carry on!>

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: August 15, 2009 07:43AM

"Oops, I fired my arrow and hit the target instead of that delicious-looking well-cooked piece of beef!" said Tom mistakenly.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: Adrian Lush (212.183.134.---)
Date: August 15, 2009 12:28PM

"No! I always stand like this!" Tom ejaculated.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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work is a vampire that sucks me dry
which is a metaphor
but still the reason I stuck a chair leg through my manager

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.range86-148.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 19, 2009 03:18PM

"Much as Ihate leaving, you have made it impossible for me to continue working for you" said Tom, resignedly.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: August 20, 2009 09:05AM

"The canteen staff have misspelt the accompaniments to the Roast dinner again" said Tom, gravely.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/20/2009 09:05AM by ibborobb.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: August 20, 2009 01:02PM

"I may as well throw in the towel" said Tom offhandedly

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: August 20, 2009 01:03PM

"I have no option left" said Tom righteously.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.range86-148.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 20, 2009 01:47PM

"will confiscate Bk's stick" said Tom, pointedly.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: August 20, 2009 06:24PM

"Well, I guess I should finish making this Valentine's Day card," said Tom halfheartedly.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: August 21, 2009 12:26AM

"Wsh jdou wrdylernt ukdjad," said Tom, tongue-in-cheek.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: Jazz_Sue (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: August 22, 2009 02:25AM

"My heart is beating erratically," murmured Tom.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.103.---)
Date: August 22, 2009 02:49PM

"My next cake was better", Tom retorted

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: August 23, 2009 03:15PM

"I recently got married" said Tom with abandon.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.98.---)
Date: August 24, 2009 04:14AM

"I stick two tissues together, just in case," Tom replied

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