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Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: September 18, 2009 02:35AM

"Mother! You've cut me!" mumbled Tom.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: splat21 (195.33.121.---)
Date: September 18, 2009 11:44AM

"Oh, this is so tedious," yawned Tom.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: robert (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: September 19, 2009 04:13PM

"I'm going to plait my hair," Tom brayed.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 22, 2009 08:59AM

"I'm strawberry blonde, not ginger!" snapped Tom.

"It's a long way to run just to get a lemon" puffed Tom.


Extra points for bringing the biscuits?

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: September 23, 2009 12:30AM

"Only if they're cream biscuits", piped Tom.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 23, 2009 12:48PM

"That's just the icing on the cake," piped Tom

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-129.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 23, 2009 09:21PM

"I'm a slow thinker", said Tom ponderously

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Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: September 24, 2009 02:43AM

'I ate all the bacon ' grunted Tom piggishly

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: robert (153.107.97.---)
Date: September 25, 2009 12:21AM

"Grab this baton" Tom relayed.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 26, 2009 01:59PM

"The Whales are coming!" wailed Tom

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (81.102.13.---)
Date: September 28, 2009 11:48AM

"Doctor, you have *not* fixed my drooling problem!" spat Tom.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: September 29, 2009 12:04AM

"It's four o'clock", Tom chimed.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 29, 2009 11:51AM

"....................," Tom delivered a pregnant pause.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: steeljam (---.range81-151.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 29, 2009 09:51PM

"They arrived earlier so I let them in." admitted Tom

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (81.102.13.---)
Date: September 30, 2009 10:51AM

"I've got everything I need to live," said Tom needlessly.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: instantkarmie (---.hsd1.wa.comcast.net)
Date: October 04, 2009 05:05PM

"These cows are quite loud," lowed Tom.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.98.---)
Date: October 06, 2009 06:05AM

"And I hate milking them," Tom uttered.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: robert (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 07, 2009 11:04AM

"I just didn't like the feel of the udders," Tom tittered.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (81.102.13.---)
Date: October 14, 2009 02:16PM

"I feel like I could run a marathon," snickered Tom.

Re: Tom Swift
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 15, 2009 01:01AM

"I just can't understand the attraction of using Twitter", crowed Tom.

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