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Re: Hello everyone *looks around twice as nervously*
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 05, 2009 02:25PM

<offers tripe pies, and deer innard pies as substitutes>

Re: Hello everyone *looks around twice as nervously*
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 05, 2009 07:07PM

I will sign on for deer innard pie: it should be a bit like andouille or andouillette sausage

Re: Hello everyone *looks around twice as nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 18, 2009 01:20PM

Winston Churchill.

Re: Hello everyone *looks around twice as nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 20, 2009 09:05PM

Camel lloyds.

Re: Hello everyone *looks around twice as nervously*
Posted by: robert (153.107.97.---)
Date: September 21, 2009 12:09AM

Lucky Gio

Re: Hello everyone *looks around twice as nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 21, 2009 08:44AM

Announcing the late arrival of General Accident and his wife Gitane

Re: Hello everyone *looks around twice as nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: October 09, 2009 10:57AM

<Exhibits benign lack of comprehension>

Re: Hello everyone *looks around twice as nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 09, 2009 12:17PM

Winston Churchill
Camel LLoyds
Gitane Accident

Hopes the people at the back will pay attention this time around.

Re: Hello everyone *looks around twice as nervously*
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: October 09, 2009 02:31PM

Yes, but what's 'Gitane Accident'? Assume total ignorance.

Re: Hello everyone *looks around twice as nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 09, 2009 05:05PM

Wife of General Accident, there were two of them, it was the best I could come up with, Sheila's Wheels Dunhill just wasn't working.

Re: Hello everyone *looks around twice as nervously*
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: October 12, 2009 12:30PM

Capstan Direct?

Re: Hello everyone *looks around twice as nervously*
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 13, 2009 02:50PM

General Accident's nephew, how terribly clever of you.

<waits impatiently for ES to catch of with the rest of the class - sets homework>

Re: Hello everyone *looks around twice as nervously*
Posted by: robert (153.107.97.---)
Date: October 18, 2009 11:27PM

Takes out a copy of Turf Life.

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