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Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: steeljam (---.range81-154.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 09, 2009 07:20PM

According to this report
[www.thesun.co.uk]
biscuits are not as innocent as they may seem.
Has any research been conducted on Toast?

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Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 10, 2009 10:44AM


Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: robert (153.107.97.---)
Date: September 11, 2009 01:00AM

"Ideas that will be discussed at Research on Toast include:

Developing easier pathways between VET and higher education...."

Well if you can pave a pathway with it, I think it sounds like there may be a genuine concern when it comes to the possibility of breaking a tooth.

Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.98.---)
Date: September 11, 2009 06:28AM

Don't The Sun know that jaffa cakes aren't technically biscuits? Do they WANT to pay more tax on them???

Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range86-142.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 17, 2009 10:09PM

Swans are more dangerous than biscuits. You mark my words.

Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.20.123.threembb.co.uk)
Date: September 18, 2009 09:21AM

Especially if you try to dunk them

Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 18, 2009 11:02AM

Last time I checked slam dunking a swan was forbidden by royal law.

Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: splat21 (195.33.121.---)
Date: September 18, 2009 11:41AM

True dat. Also by the swans, which have an understandable (though regrettable, obv.) tendency to break the arm of anyone trying. Extreme basketball, I think it's called.

Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 18, 2009 12:50PM

Hehe, fragile and dangerous. The best kind!
<tries to wheedle nearby swan with tidbit>

Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 18, 2009 01:09PM

Also, it's inadvisable to go curling with a gorilla, for obvious reasons.

Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 20, 2009 09:10PM

They don't like ice?

Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.115.80.threembb.co.uk)
Date: September 21, 2009 08:33AM

too many thumbs?

Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 21, 2009 12:17PM

Wouldn't you have a problem getting a curling wand to work in the jungle?

Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 21, 2009 12:45PM

I think the mist causes them to miss

Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: September 21, 2009 03:48PM

They simply get cold feet.

Re: Biscuits are dangerous.
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 22, 2009 10:24AM

If they were playing for kipferl perhaps they wouldn't mind... I would!



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